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CharlAldisx
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August 8, 2012 11:03am UTC

Parent: "We need to talk... "
Me: *Million things run through mind*
*WHAT DID THEY FIND OUT ABOUT?
Was it when I...
No, they couldn't have...
Who told?! Was it...Im dead for sure*
Parent: "Stop leaving the lights on."
Me: -_-

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youonlyliveonce17
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August 7, 2012 11:26pm UTC

Today i decided the prank call Dominos Pizza
Me:Is this the Krusty Krab?
Cashier: No this is Patrick!
My Life= made<3
nmq freakquotes.com

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rebecca*
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August 7, 2012 11:38pm UTC

Witty Profiles Logic
talking about the girls on 16 & pregnant: lolol they're such idiots hah they've ruined their lives lol they're so stupid.
16 year old girl on Witty gets pregnant: OMG CONGRATS! name the baby after me, babe. love you xoxoxoxo
a celebrity gets caught smoking weed: they're such a bad role model. omg. how dare they. that's terrible and disgusting
someone on Witty smokes weed: hey it's your life do what makes you happy i'm not here to judge

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AnnaliisaMarie
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August 8, 2012 12:07am UTC

plot twist: you're the hot friend

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CornStar
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August 8, 2012 1:07am UTC

I hate going to school because
I always see people from school there.

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AshleyyMariee
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August 7, 2012 11:03pm UTC

So I met this kid today and this is how our conversation went.
Him: Hey cutie. c;
Me: thanks, but you're cute. c:
Him: thanks, but you're cuter. c;
Me: lol, nahh.
Him: You single?
Me: yupp, are you?
Him: yep :/ sadly
Me: I hate being single.
Him: me too, do you think we could change that?
Me: I don't know..
Him: ohhhhh
Me: yeah..
Him: you are really cute c; like super duper cute
Me: lmfao, thank you. c':
Him: welcome c: when I first saw you, I was stunned. <3.
Me: really?
Him: yes (:
Me: c:
Him: I like you.
Me: really?
Him: yep c: its like umm like at first sight
Me: ahh, I see.
Him: yeah
Me: so how are you?
Him: great c:
Me: that's good to hear!
Him: cuz I met you c:
Me: d'awwwh. c':
Him: hahah c:
Me: soooo..when's your birthday?
Him: August 19th.
Me: ahh, that's soon!
Him: I know. :D
Me: well happy early birthday!
Him: thanks.
Me: yupppp. c:
Him: what are you gonna get me? c:
Me: hmmm, I don'tknow. What do you want?
Him: You :D <33.
Me: oh stop it. c':
Him: it's true <3
Me: really?
Him: yes
*I really hope he doesn't have a witty. lol.
**I thought this was so cute. :3
***Sorry it's so long...

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BravoSierra
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August 8, 2012 11:14am UTC

Me: *eats a snack while making a snack*

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