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1. 4024438621
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2010 7:54pm UTC
   The other day I dropped my phone in the toilet. When I got a new phone, I texted my friend right away explaining why I hadn't been replying to his earlier texts. He told me that it made his day that my phone fell into the toilet! And that he was on the floor laughing.
   I have to admit, that made me laugh a little that that is how I made someone's day.
   (:
   
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2. 4024438621
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   August 29, 2010 7:49pm UTC
   Gay babies are going to take over the world because of all of me and my friend's awkward silences. :D
   
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3. 4024438621
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   August 11, 2010 6:54pm UTC
   Unless 'real' is being a low-life, back-stabbing, two-faced, w h o r e, that drinks underaged, and doesn't know how to treat people right, b i t c h, then you're as real as it gets.
   
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4. 4024438621
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   August 9, 2010 10:54am UTC
   I love it when people favorite my quotes. I think it means someone a c t u a l l y cares. <3
   
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5. 4024438621
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   August 8, 2010 3:54pm UTC
   L O V E 's just another word I never learned to pronounce.
   
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6. 4024438621
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   August 3, 2010 5:35pm UTC
   Nobody's winning when everyone's losing.
   
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