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3BMWright5

1. 3BMWright5
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   January 11, 2012 9:56pm UTC
   Your the apple to my pie
   Your the straw to my berry
   Your the smoke to my high
   And your the one i wanna marry <3
   
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2. 3BMWright5
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   November 20, 2011 10:40pm UTC
   Me: I'm sexy and I know it(;
   Friend: Me too!!!
   
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3. 3BMWright5
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   November 20, 2011 10:09pm UTC
   What you talkin' about Willis?!... Im what Willis was talkin' about(;
   
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4. 3BMWright5
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   November 20, 2011 10:05pm UTC
   If you choke a smurf, what color does he turn?!
   
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5. 3BMWright5
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   November 20, 2011 9:59pm UTC
   I shook my family tree...and a bunch of nuts fell out(;
   
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6. 3BMWright5
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   November 20, 2011 9:34pm UTC
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   November 20, 2011 9:15pm UTC
   On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown.. how mad are you?!
   
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8. 3BMWright5
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   October 11, 2011 9:02pm UTC
   If i eat the rainbow, Will i poop skittles?
   
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9. 3BMWright5
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   October 11, 2011 8:54pm UTC
   Me without music, is like earth without sun.
   It would be a dark place
   
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10. 3BMWright5
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    October 11, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    Go to the grocery store to the cartoon of eggs, take one egg out and go to the register to buy the egg and see what they do (;
    
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11. 3BMWright5
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    October 11, 2011 8:36pm UTC
    That moment you go into a dark room alone...
    So you start singing as loud as you can till you find the light (:
    
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12. 3BMWright5
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    October 2, 2011 8:25pm UTC
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13. 3BMWright5
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    October 2, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    Me: I got highlights!
    Mom: When did you get highlights?!
    Me: Well their not natural highlights, I was born with them.
    Mom: Hahahaha!
    
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14. 3BMWright5
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    October 2, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    Grab me from behind whisper in my ear, tell me all the things that you know I want to hear <3
    
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15. 3BMWright5
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    September 25, 2011 8:28pm UTC
    A guy wants you when he can't have you. Once he has you, he doesnt want anything to do with you. </3
    
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16. 3BMWright5
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    September 25, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    When a guy can't have you thats when he wants you the most. Once he has you, he doesnt want anything to do with you.
    
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    September 18, 2011 8:54pm UTC
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    September 13, 2011 8:17pm UTC
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19. 3BMWright5
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    September 13, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    When you like someone, and you know you will never be able to date them. So you try to think of things that you don't like about them.. And it works untill you see their face again <3
    
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20. 3BMWright5
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    September 13, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    The people that look innocent are the ones with the dirtiest secrets <3
    
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