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xox_peace_xo34
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December 4, 2009 3:48pm UTC

Fire + Anything - adult supervision = Fun(:

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lilypadd602
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November 27, 2009 1:41pm UTC

Dear Justin Beiber,
YOU'RE WHITE!
Love, Lily

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x3jess26xo
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December 5, 2009 12:33pm UTC

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have you ever wondered...
if.the.doller.bill.your.holding.has.ever.been.in.a.strippers.butt?
...well now you are :]
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suzkers798
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August 11, 2009 12:57am UTC

Today, i went to the movies with my guyfriend, who i just so happen to REALLY like!!
We went back to his house and watched the lightning fly across the sky.
He asked me what i look for in a guy, and I asked him what he looks for in a girl.
We match eachother perfectly.
When it started to rain we moved to his room and talked some more.
As the little kid that I am, inside, I started playing cooking mamma on his DS, with his arm around me.
He said he needed to do that so he could see the game better. But I didn't care.
We started laughing at how "good" i was at cooking.
I turned with my face right next to his face.... we looked into eachothers eyes for almost a minute.
Your probly thinking, "and we kissed!!" right?
Well kids this ain't no fairy tale.
We just went on playing cooking mamma.
It was still the best night I had all summer. :)
I dont care if It sounds stupid this really was a magical night.
Favorite if you think he likes me back?

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HoplessLove
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August 13, 2009 11:38am UTC

Say Goodbye Summer;
&&+ hello to a full 180 days of School'

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graciiex12
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July 9, 2009 11:06pm UTC

Kids Today
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What in the world are you talking about?
DONALD: Well, yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIE: Probably because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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Pinktink95
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August 9, 2009 8:25pm UTC

Black people
started wearing their pants low.
White people starting calling it saggin.
Try spelling saggin backwards.
Those sneaky white people.
Not mine !

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hippiehappy
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December 23, 2008 11:17pm UTC

if mickey mouse had a twin, would they be called mickey mice or mickey mouses?

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Fading4ev
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July 27, 2009 12:27pm UTC

Mary
Fading4ev...Request: maryx0x3

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xoxoFadeTacularrxoxo
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March 18, 2009 5:53pm UTC

Mary♥
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maryx0x3
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January 28, 2009 10:09am UTC

.:.:.mary.:.:.
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BAYUMMM
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June 29, 2009 1:40pm UTC

Mary*
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fieldhockeyx3
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March 27, 2009 4:28pm UTC

MARY
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x_Angel_x
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September 10, 2006 2:07am UTC

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

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deelikespiee
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June 22, 2009 8:16am UTC

don't takedora's advice;
im pretty sure if a robber breaks into your house, you screaming
" BURGLER NO BURGLING, " will stop him.

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