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29flowerfan

1. 29flowerfan
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2012 3:06pm UTC
   You Know You're Old When..
   you no longer get to pick your flavor of toothpaste at the dentist
   
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2. 29flowerfan
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   October 20, 2012 12:30pm UTC
   Homecoming Check List
   Girls:
   -Wake up Early
   -Shower
   -Shave Legs and Armpits
   -Spend Hours on Make up
   -Spend more hours on Hair
   -Put Dress On
   -Learn to walk in the heels
   -Try not to trip and fall
   -Try not to stab date with boutonniere
   Guys:
   -Wake up one hour before pictures
   -Shower
   -Get dressed
   -Put corsage on date
   
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3. 29flowerfan
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   October 2, 2012 5:09pm UTC
   My boyfriend just told me he hit his dick off the table and how painful it is...
   ....I'm bleeding from my lady parts and you want me to feel bad for you?
   UHM, no...
   
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4. 29flowerfan
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   October 2, 2012 4:32pm UTC
   Why do we need to have periods?
   Why couldn't we just get a letter in the mail once a month saying
   "Congrats, you aren't knocked up!!"
   *AmITheOnlyOne?
   
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5. 29flowerfan
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   September 24, 2012 5:22pm UTC
   3 Weeks ago I was all excited for school to start,
   But now I find myself counting down the days for Thanksgiving Break
   Am I the Only One?
   
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6. 29flowerfan
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   September 24, 2012 5:18pm UTC
   &While Everyone Is Out Getting Asked To Homecoming
   I think I am just going to stay home and pick out cat names
   Am I the only one?
   
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7. 29flowerfan
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   September 1, 2012 2:24pm UTC
   Your whole family thinks we are dating,
   so why can't you just ask me out already? <3
   
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8. 29flowerfan
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   April 1, 2012 9:21pm UTC
   You know you have the best boyfriend ever when he pulls out the piece of paper that he wrote your number on over 4 months ago ♥
   Am I the only one who thinks that is ridiculously cute?
   
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9. 29flowerfan
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   March 24, 2012 10:20pm UTC
   Not every picture needs editing; Not every picture needs a smile; But every picture needs to capture a different side of you. Even if it isn't your best side.
   
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10. 29flowerfan
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    March 13, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    "If my father told me that I could see you again and all i had to do was let him take away my PS3, i would say back to my father, do you want the controller to?"
    The things my boyfriend says <3
    
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11. 29flowerfan
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    February 27, 2012 3:47pm UTC
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12. 29flowerfan
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    February 15, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    Bet no guy has the guts to write a girl a paragraph in her comment box that she will never forget. Girls pass this on & see who the nicest guy is you have on wittty is, see what guy can actually write a paragraph that will surprise youuu ♥
    
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13. 29flowerfan
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    January 30, 2012 11:19pm UTC
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14. 29flowerfan
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    January 5, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    Bazinga <3
    
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15. 29flowerfan
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    December 4, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    Every guy deserves a Grammy
    Because they act so well
    Like they care
    
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16. 29flowerfan
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    November 23, 2011 11:18pm UTC
    T MILLS <3 <3 <3
    Fav if you love him
    Comment if you have no clue on who he is
    
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17. 29flowerfan
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    November 17, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    Cool Story Babe
    Don't Tell It Again
    Make Me A Sammich
    
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18. 29flowerfan
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    November 16, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER PLEASE!!
    i WILL FOLLOW YOU BACK!
    @SchakeitupR
    
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19. 29flowerfan
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    November 15, 2011 6:08pm UTC
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20. 29flowerfan
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    November 12, 2011 1:32pm UTC
    Why did the Runningback go back to the hotel?
    To get his Quarterback ;)
    
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