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1. 1dfunnyquotes
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2012 5:33pm UTC
   Plot Twist: Liam doesn't sing the first verse of Live While We're Young
   Even more of a plot twist: Niall sings the first verse of Live While We're Young
   Even more of a plot twist on a plot twist: Harry and Liam have no solos
   MORE of a plot twist: Paul begins the song by rapping
   MORE MORE of a plot twist: Live While We're Young is Tom Daley's first single
   PLOT TWIST TO END ALL PLOT TWISTS: Live While We're Young is all just instrumental
   Plot twist to end all the plot twists of plot twist: This is all a dream. Live While We're Young isn't a single. It isn't even a song. One Direction isn't even a band. This is all a dream and you're really a hamster.
   Plot twist to end all the plot twists of plot twists of plot twists: You fell off your hamster wheel and died, reincarnating as Louis Tomlinson.
   
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2. 1dfunnyquotes
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   August 22, 2012 8:02pm UTC
   When Harry gets a girlfriend, i wont send her hate because sending hate to myself would be pointless.
   
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3. 1dfunnyquotes
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   August 22, 2012 7:02pm UTC
   Interveiwer: What's your favorite American food?
   Niall: I like anything that's edible.
   
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4. 1dfunnyquotes
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   August 22, 2012 6:35pm UTC
   Interviewer: What is your favorite word for boobs?
   Harry: Mammary.
   Liam: Jubblies.
   Zayn: Jubblies.
   Louis: Boobs.
   Niall: Chicken Fillet.
   
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5. 1dfunnyquotes
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   August 22, 2012 6:36am UTC
   "As long as we've got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a colouring book, we'll be fine."
   ~Louis Tomlinson
   
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6. 1dfunnyquotes
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   August 22, 2012 6:34am UTC
   Liam: "I once had a haircut that I regretted."
   Louis: "Is it the one you have now?"
   Liam: "no."
   Louis: "It should be."
   
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7. 1dfunnyquotes
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   August 21, 2012 11:25pm UTC
   Mom: "What if your future husband doesn't like your favorite band?"
   Me: "Why wouldnt he like his own music mom?"
   
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   August 21, 2012 11:18pm UTC
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