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1blueeyedblondie10

1. 1blueeyedblondie10
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   January 6, 2012 11:32pm UTC
   57 degrees outside in January? The world must really be ending.
   
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2. 1blueeyedblondie10
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   January 5, 2012 10:28pm UTC
   So my class was doing a project and we had to pick partners, everyone is calling out each others name for parters. And then there's me thinking "I wish my dog was here" </3
   
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3. 1blueeyedblondie10
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   January 5, 2012 10:12pm UTC
   I need a six pack by the first week of Summer. Comment to help me and for every like i get i will do 5 sit ups. Please help!
   
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4. 1blueeyedblondie10
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   December 18, 2011 11:31pm UTC
   I guess it's really me, myself and all my millions.
   
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5. 1blueeyedblondie10
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   December 17, 2011 5:22pm UTC
   That awkward moment whe your family talks about you behind your back. #not cool
   
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6. 1blueeyedblondie10
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   December 17, 2011 1:39pm UTC
   So theres this girl Heather in most of my classes and she has downsyndrome. We were playing this game, someone goes in the middle and they yell someones name you have to say the name before they say a certain word. So I was sitting next to Heather and this kid Brandon who is really mean had to go in the middle. He got really mad because of it. All of a sudden he goes Heather and the word. And since she has a disability she couldn't say it fast enough. All the boys got up and started yelling at this kid Brandon. Saying "thats soo mean, why would you do that" all this stuff and my gym teacher had to break it up. Favorite if you think what Brandon did was rude.
   
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7. 1blueeyedblondie10
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   November 12, 2011 8:13pm UTC
   Me: Hey
   Sisters boyfriend Peter: Does your sister like me?
   Me: Well she wouldn't be dating you If she didnt like you. :o
   Oh conversations be tween my sisters boyfriend and me.
   
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8. 1blueeyedblondie10
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   November 12, 2011 8:08pm UTC
   Me: Why are people so messed up?
   My sister: Sarah I wish I f***ing knew.
   
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9. 1blueeyedblondie10
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   November 12, 2011 8:06pm UTC
   Spanish homework more like
   Google translate :)
   
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10. 1blueeyedblondie10
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    November 12, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    Yeah , I tried planking for the first time and lets just say I fell off my moms car and broke my hand. Yeah never planking ever again. :o
    HIGHLIGHT <3
    
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11. 1blueeyedblondie10
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    November 12, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    My friends brag about there boyfriends and are like oh they said they love me and we had an I love you more fight. I'm like really you don't even know what love is.........
    
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12. 1blueeyedblondie10
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    October 28, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?
    Always be yourself.
    
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13. 1blueeyedblondie10
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    October 23, 2011 1:56pm UTC
    Life Isnt About Waiting For The Storms To Pass
    Its About Learning To Dance In The Rain!
    
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14. 1blueeyedblondie10
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    October 19, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    Dear Sarah,
    i am a stalker i find peoples witty passwords then i hack their, accounts ;)
    Haha jk lol it's your best friend Allison :)
    here's a hint, dont forget to logout next time your over :)
    sincerley ,
    Alli
    
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15. 1blueeyedblondie10
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    October 10, 2011 11:42am UTC
    I was dating this kid. Let's just say he was shorter than me. Everybody was like "you shouldn't date a kid shorter than you" I disagreed. Like seriously boys are usually shorter than you at first. But once you get into High School they grow taller when you stop growing. I would always just be like "I don't care, he's not that shorter than me." But I did care. I think it doesn't matter what height people are, you can still date someone. If I get atleast one fav, I know I'm not alone.
    
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16. 1blueeyedblondie10
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    October 3, 2011 10:58pm UTC
    Why do guys always do the wrong thing to the right girls?
    It's really just kind of sad. : l <3
    <3
    
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17. 1blueeyedblondie10
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    October 3, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    me: You have no friends. :)
    T: But, my mom told me I have a lot of friends. :)
    me: I'm sorry but, your mom lied.
    T: (speechless) .________________.
    
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18. 1blueeyedblondie10
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    August 11, 2011 2:14pm UTC
    I either want to put my name on here or on facebook as, no one because if I like something or fav it it will say no one likes this. <3
    
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19. 1blueeyedblondie10
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    August 8, 2011 12:26pm UTC
    Him: are you mad at me?
    Me:no
    Him:were you ever mad at me?
    Me:no
    Him then what were you?
    Me: Hurt.
    
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20. 1blueeyedblondie10
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    August 7, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    That awkward moment when, you hear something upstairs and you dart like a dog. Then you call your mom and she say's
    Mom: oh sweety it is probbly just the mailman.
    You: No it wasn't mom!
    
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