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143summer

1. 143summer
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   August 11, 2012 2:16pm UTC
   that awkward moment when your with people and they start laughing and look at you and say "inside joke."
   
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2. 143summer
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   August 7, 2012 12:24pm UTC
   That heart attack you get when you go to someones profile and music starts blasting.
   
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3. 143summer
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   July 11, 2012 10:03am UTC
   Oh, you have 104 days of summer vacation phineas and ferb? Well I think it's time to go back to school because last time I checked i've been watching your show since last year.
   
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4. 143summer
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   June 25, 2012 7:42pm UTC
   *puts sunglasses on*
   Me: omg im so cool. my swag is overflowing right now. I bet everyone is staring at me right now because of how awesome I look.
   *reality*
   everyone: Dude why the f**k do you have sunglasses on it's not even sunny out..
   me: *chucks sunglasses and looks at random person*
   Yeah really feak whats your problem?!
   everyone: .........
   me: psh people these days!
   
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5. 143summer
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   June 13, 2012 5:51pm UTC
   Hot boy: Did you get the answer for number 6?
   Me: Our babies are going to be pretty.
   Hot boy:
   Me:
   Hot boy:
   Me:
   Hot boy: what.
   Me: 26
   Hot boy: I could'ver sworn you just said our bab-
   Me: ....26.
   
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6. 143summer
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   May 31, 2012 6:28pm UTC
   I'm gonna learn chinese then go back to the nail salon to see what they are saying about me..
   
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7. 143summer
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   May 31, 2012 3:20pm UTC
   *mom calls*
   me: everyone shutup my moms calling!
   me: hellloooooo?
   friends: pass the weed! hey where did all the beer go?! Oh my god put your shirt back on!
   mom:
   me:
   mom:
   me:
   mom:
   me: .....gotta go bye!
   
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8. 143summer
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   May 28, 2012 11:31pm UTC
   *real conversation my bestfriend had with a kid in our grade*
   Boy: So what's the whole big deal with kissing in the rain thing?
   Her: Oh nothing really it's just romantic and stuff. Every girl basically wants it.
   Boy: Oh.. Call me when it rains.
   <3
   
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9. 143summer
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   May 25, 2012 10:58pm UTC
   I don't know whats more awkward
   answering dora,
   or sitting there in silence as she stares at you..
   
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10. 143summer
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    May 21, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    Kids in Africa would do anything for one little parcel of food.
    Me: GOD DAMMIT WHY DOES THIS MICROWAVE TAKE SO FREAKIN LONG.
    .................
    
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11. 143summer
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    May 21, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    Anyone else remember
    877-393-4448!
    and you most likely just sang that
    
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12. 143summer
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    May 18, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    Yes, I am zoning out.
    I don't need you obnoxiously waving your hands in front of my face.
    
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13. 143summer
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    May 11, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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14. 143summer
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    May 10, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    *kid getting yelled at in my class today*
    Teacher: How old are you?!
    Kid: thirteen
    Teacher: DONT ANSWER ME!!!
    lol okay..
    
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15. 143summer
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    May 9, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    People make fun of the kids of our generation.
    but guess who raised us?
    
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16. 143summer
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    May 2, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    *music playing*
    mom: that music is way too loud! *turns it down*
    me: if the musics too loud your too old! *turns music back up*
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom: Then i guess im too old... *turns down music*
    me ...........
    
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17. 143summer
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    April 29, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    Love with your HEART
    Not your EYES.
    <3
    
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18. 143summer
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    April 13, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    Okay so hunger games came out 3-23-12 There is 3 victors, 23 die while in the arena and there is 12 districts..
    they def planned that.. right.. ?
    
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19. 143summer
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    April 2, 2012 11:41pm UTC
    Lazy Days, Beautiful Nights, Beachy Hair, Water Fights, Hot Guys, Tanned Skin, Schools out, SUMMER'S IN<3
    SUMMER '12<3
    
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20. 143summer
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    April 2, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    Oh, wow im sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
    
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