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1. 143Fondler143
   posted a quote
   January 8, 2012 12:10pm UTC
   Twinkle, twinkle,
   little wh0ore,
   close your legs,
   they're not a door.
   
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2. 143Fondler143
   posted a quote
   January 8, 2012 12:02pm UTC
   & thay laughed when i said Sharkboy was hot.
   
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3. 143Fondler143
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2012 10:48pm UTC
   Why don't you slip
   into something more
   comfortable, like a
   coma...
   
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4. 143Fondler143
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2012 10:46pm UTC
   & if it means marrying him with a
   ringpop instead of a diamond;
   I'd do it.
   
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5. 143Fondler143
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2012 10:42pm UTC
   You'll be the anchor
   that keeps my feet
   on the ground;
   & I'll be the wings
   that keep your heart in the sky.
   
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6. 143Fondler143
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   January 4, 2012 10:39pm UTC
   I don't care how many fish are in the sea.
   I don't want fish.
   I want you.
   
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7. 143Fondler143
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   January 4, 2012 10:36pm UTC
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8. 143Fondler143
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   December 26, 2011 12:55am UTC
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9. 143Fondler143
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   December 18, 2011 9:52am UTC
   Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.
   
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10. 143Fondler143
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    December 17, 2011 10:40pm UTC
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11. 143Fondler143
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    It's not that I hate you,
    uhm, let's put it this way;
    If I had water and you were
    on fire, I would drink the
    water.
    
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12. 143Fondler143
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    December 17, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    That awkward moment;
    when an ugly person says "I need my beauty sleep" when they really need to hibernate...
    
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13. 143Fondler143
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    December 17, 2011 7:26pm UTC
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14. 143Fondler143
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    December 17, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    Hating spreads like a STD.
    
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15. 143Fondler143
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    December 17, 2011 7:21pm UTC
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    December 17, 2011 7:19pm UTC
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    December 17, 2011 7:18pm UTC
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