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  1. 13reasonswhy 13reasonswhy
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 11:13am UTC
    When I went to bed last night
    I thought of a really good line to put in my story. I was too lazy to get up and told myself I'd remember the line in the morning. Now I can't remember it, but I remember it was really good. FML!

  2. 13reasonswhy 13reasonswhy
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Your smile shines so bright
    that I swear you're the cause of global warming

  3. 13reasonswhy 13reasonswhy
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 9:44am UTC
    Dear high school directioners,
    You can like them, but do you really need 500 posters of them in your room. Seriously, you're in high school. It's kind of werid.
    Sincerely, a creeped out girl

  4. 13reasonswhy 13reasonswhy
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Guys, I need your help.All these titles fit my book perfectly, but I can't choose which one to use, so what book title catches your eye?
    1. Broken Glass
    2. The Darkest Touch
    3. The Living Secret
    Which one would catch your eye in a book store?

  5. 13reasonswhy 13reasonswhy
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    *REAL CONVERSATION*
    Dad: How are you still tired?! You sleep in until noon everyday.
    Me: My dreams are exhausting. I wake up needing a nap.

  6. 13reasonswhy 13reasonswhy
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    The people I used to call my best friends
    are now f/cking s/uts
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. 13reasonswhy 13reasonswhy
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    And I have never felt this alone. </3

  8. 13reasonswhy 13reasonswhy
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    In April, I was a size 14 in jeans. Now I'm down to size 9/10. I'm so proud of myself!!!

  9. 13reasonswhy 13reasonswhy
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    You could run a thousand miles,
    kiss me a thousand times,
    love me a thousand different ways,
    eat a thousand bowls of food,
    protect me a thousand times,
    bring joy to a thousand people,
    and you had a heart
    that I'll remember
    for thousands of years.

  10. 13reasonswhy 13reasonswhy
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    ♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡
    Just watched Marley and Me and bawled for a half hour. My lab was just like Marley, the world's worst dog, but at the same time, the worl'd best dog. I miss you Zeus. I wish you could be home right now.
    ♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡
    cookiedoughformats

  11. 13reasonswhy 13reasonswhy
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    "Lyke, dat, u, ur, r"
    We speak English, not gibberish. If it's really so hard for you to put a y and an o in front of the u to spell out the word 'you', maybe you should just not type at all, because you're a walking idiot. Ok? Ok.

  12. 13reasonswhy 13reasonswhy
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    People at school think my locker is creepy. They should see my room.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. 13reasonswhy 13reasonswhy
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 11:06am UTC
    WHEN MY SISTER TURNS 18:
    Dad: My little girl's grown up
    Mom: I'm so proud of you
    Me: So.... When are you moving out? .

  14. 13reasonswhy 13reasonswhy
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    *REAL CONVERSATION*
    Me: You know being a door to door salesman would be the perfect cover up for a serial killer
    Mom: You worry me sometimes.

  15. 13reasonswhy 13reasonswhy
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 11:45am UTC
    Bulling someone into suicide is the same thing as murder. You might as well just stick a knife in their stomach or put a bullet through their chest. It's the same thing. So how does it feel, knowing you killed someone?

  16. 13reasonswhy 13reasonswhy
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    I wish I could go back in time and
    tell my 10 year old self that it didn't matter what
    the bullies said. I wish I could go back and tell
    my 12 year old self to put the scissors down,
    that it's not worth it. I wish I could tell my 13 year old self that it doesn't matter what the scale says, that I was beautiful and i didn't have to starve for perfection. But I can't go back. Now, I just have to suffer with the consequences.

  17. 13reasonswhy 13reasonswhy
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    This makes me sad
    But I'm writing a love story, and to be honest, I'm going to have to kill one of the characters. It's to cliche for me to have them live happily ever after. I've read one book where one of the lovers died, and it's honestly the book I remember the most, because it was different then the rest. So looks like I'll have to kill one of them near the end.

  18. 13reasonswhy 13reasonswhy
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    Selena Gomez: "I wouldn't want to be anybody else!"
    Me: "B*tch, you're rich, dating the worlds most famous popstar, and you're very successful in your career. I wouldn't want to be anybody else either."

  19. 13reasonswhy 13reasonswhy
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    You have a problem with me?
    Why don't you write a complaint
    and send it to me.
    My email address is
    Idon'tcare@Iseriouslydon'tcare.com
    Oh. Then hold your breath
    until I respond.

  20. 13reasonswhy 13reasonswhy
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    You know what matches black? Black. Why waste time with all those other colors?

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