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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Hold your cursor over this quote
    if your name is Brianna.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 11:06am UTC
    Just Think About It
    Your crush Showers Naked
    Your crush is naked under all their clothes
    And
    Your Crush was born Naked
    Bunnylover43 Format

  4. Monster_Dreams_ Monster_Dreams_
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 11:35am UTC
    cleaning my room: wow I'll never let it get that messy again!
    me the next day: has anyone seen my bed?

  5. 13243546576879 13243546576879
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 11:36am UTC
    so-vanessa.tumblr.com
    they say, "you are what you eat"
    that's funny, I dont remember eating a
    Sexy Beast this morning ;)
    so-vanessa.tumblr.com

  6. !* !*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 11:38am UTC
    before
    B-E-F-O-R-E
    NOT B4
    We speak English not bingo.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  9. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  10. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  11. 13243546576879 13243546576879
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 11:14am UTC
    so-vanessa.tumblr.com
    Somebody asked me if I knew you.
    A million memories flashed through my
    mind
    but I just smiled and said,
    I used to.
    so-vanessa.tumblr.com

  12. dancingpurplebunny dancingpurplebunny
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 10:35am UTC
    You only live once
    Live while we are young
    Live like we are going to die young
    Live your life
    Party like it's 2012
    Ok you get the point. You might hate these songs, and that's ok. The point is that you are only like this at one point in your life. No one else can be you. You don't want to look back and regret the things you havn't done. I'm not saying to go out and party and drink or whatever. Maybe you should tell that special someone how much they mean to you before they are gone. Maybe you should join that team you always wanted to. Maybe you should just dance for the heck of it. I don't know you, who you are, where you are from, but I know that everyone regrets something. So put the negative behind and celebrate life. Feel lucky that you are you. Never change who you are.

  13. 13243546576879 13243546576879
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 10:29am UTC
    so-vanessa.tumblr.com
    Use your smile to change the world
    so-vanessa.tumblr.com
    Don’t let the world change your smile
    so-vanessa.tumblr.com

  14. 13243546576879 13243546576879
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 10:35am UTC
    so-vanessa.tumblr.com
    That awkward moment when you realize
    you are
    not that smart
    everyone around you
    is just
    that stupid
    ------------------------------------------------------
    so-vanessa.tumblr.com

  15. 13243546576879 13243546576879
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    I hate it when quotes say:
    It's my birthday can I get some faves?
    And get to top quotes
    -.-

  16. 13243546576879 13243546576879
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    We lie beneath the stars at night
    our hands gripping each other tight
    you keep my secrets, hope to die
    promises swear them to the sky.
    so-vanessa.tumblr.com

  17. 13243546576879 13243546576879
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    -Why do you look so sad?
    -Because you talk to me with words, and I talk to you with feelings.

  18. quietkid quietkid
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    I now pronounce you dumped and alone
    YOU MAY KISS MY ASSS
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  19. QueenOfClovers QueenOfClovers
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 8:14am UTC
    What in the FUUCKS does the z in LOLZ mean? I mean laugh out loud........zebras?

  20. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    A Ghost
    Could be humping you right now and you would never know.

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