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123gb123
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 2:02pm UTC

&+ does anyone else think that Witty should have a
"Come-Backs" category?

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123gb123
posted a quote
May 21, 2011 12:25am UTC

&+ I would give anything
to feel your arms around me
one. last. time
.

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123gb123
posted a quote
May 3, 2011 7:19pm UTC

I wish i saved all the tears i cried for you.. so i could drown you in them.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.. its about learning to dance in the rain
...Loves when you shed a tear and still want him, its when he ignores you and you still love him, its when he loves another girl but you still smile and say I'm happy for you, when all you really do is cry

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123gb123
posted a quote
April 28, 2011 10:12am UTC

Advantages Of Being A Women:
1. We got off the Titanic first
2. Taxis stop for us
3. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when we're dancing
5. We can hug our friends without wondering if she's gay
6. We can hug our friends without wondering if we're gay
7. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves
8. We can congratulate our team-mate without touching her butt
9. We have the ability to dress ourselves
10. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is directions

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123gb123
posted a quote
April 28, 2011 10:03am UTC

& I only hope...
That he sits there, staring at his phone
waiting for my name to pop up on the screen
Just like I do.

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123gb123
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 2:58pm UTC

YOU: * takes a book and slaps friend in the face with it *
FRIEND: " What the hell was that for ? "
YOU: " I just facebooked you! "
(:

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123gb123
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 2:36pm UTC

I'm sick of men telling us women we are bad drivers.
How many men could do 90 mph in the fast lane of a motorway while putting on mascara?

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123gb123
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 2:21pm UTC

I ALWAYS come up with amazing quotes in my head to put on Witty...
But then when I get on the computer to write them...
I COMPLETELY forget them :-/

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123gb123
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 2:16pm UTC

Girl: " I'm going to kill you. "
Boy: " Why? "
Girl: " You're in my thoughts, my dreams, my hopes, even my diary. You tip toe into my mind all the time. "
Boy: " So, you kinda love me, huh? "
Y

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123gb123
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 2:10pm UTC

Truth is...
I'm not mad at you.
I just hate the fact that every time your name pops up on my phone,
I fall for you a little bit harder.
And everytime my name lights up on your phone...
Well, I'm just another girl that you text.

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123gb123
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 2:06pm UTC

God made coke
God made pepsi
God made me
Oh so sexy
God made rivers
God made lakes
God made you.
Well.. we all make mistakes :)

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123gb123
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 2:01pm UTC

The Top 10 Things Messed Up About Spongebob:
-How is Pearl Mr. Crabs daughter?
-Why doesn't Squidward wear pants?
-How can they see Plankton?
-How come Gary meows?
-Why do they take showers?
-How do they flush the toilet underwater?
-How can Sandy communicate with fish?
-How is there a Goo Lagoon underwater?
-How did Sandy build her dome/house?
-How can they drive boats underwater?
Spongebob Squarepants may be messed up;;;
But you gotta love it :)

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123gb123
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 1:55pm UTC

DOES ANYONE ELSE DO THIS DURING CLASS:
• Peel their nail polish off
• Search your hair for split ends
• Check the clock every five seconds
• Draw hearts on your paper
• Draw smiley faces on your hand
• Secretly eat because your starving
I hope it's not just me :)

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123gb123
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 1:50pm UTC

Harry: " I can talk to snakes."
Ron: "Yeah well Dumbledore gave me his magic lighter."
Harry: " I have an invisibility cloak. "
Ron: " I have parents."
Harry: " I banged your sister "
Ron: "....."

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123gb123
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 1:43pm UTC

EVERYTHING IS FUNNIER WHEN
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LAUGH :)

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123gb123
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 1:38pm UTC

Edward: " I could kill you in seconds. So shut up."
Jacob: " What exactly are you going to do? Sparkle me to death?"

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123gb123
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 1:32pm UTC

When I was 7....
Hannah Montana was Thats So Raven
I-Carly was Drake & Josh
Justin Bieber was Jesse Mccartney
Lady GaGa was Britney Spears
Wizards of Waverly Place was Phil of the Future
and Spongebob.... is still Spongebob <3

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123gb123
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 1:23pm UTC

In forwards, I always see that they say that if someone is in your dreams they were thinking about you last night. Well, does that mean if a random stranger was in my dream that they were thinking about me that night??

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123gb123
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 1:18pm UTC

In forwards... it says when someone is in your dreams... they were thinking about you that night. Well, if there is a random stranger in my dream does that mean they were thinking about me last night??

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123gb123
posted a quote
April 22, 2011 1:10pm UTC

I
HOPE SOMETHING EATS
LOVE ^ YOU!

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