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11thAbuser369

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11thAbuser369
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June 25, 2012 4:54pm UTC
Anyone else feel like a complete nerd when they finish a book in less than a day?
I can't help it It's an amazing book.

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11thAbuser369
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 9:54pm UTC
Bro, you were so drunk last night.
No I wasn't.
You walked up to a semi-truck...
Uh, yea so?
And whispered "I know your secret...Optimus Prime...."
Gotta love ifunny:)

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11thAbuser369
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June 3, 2012 9:50pm UTC
guy: Do you have a naughty side?
response: Sometimes I don't do my homework....On purpose.
HAHA so hardcore!

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11thAbuser369
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June 3, 2012 1:46pm UTC
That awkward moment when....
You think someone's waving at you but in reality they're waving to the person behind you.

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11thAbuser369
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June 3, 2012 1:42pm UTC
Life.
One word. Seems so easy but then you realize how hard it really is. Sometimes you think of ending it to make the pain stop. The only thing stopping you is your best friends. So I sincerly thank them <3

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