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    August 26, 2014 3:09am UTC
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    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 4:07pm UTC
    So I'm writing a story.
    It's a 5sos fanfiction ;)
    Summary will be up soon.
    Followed shortly by the first chapter.
    Unless people hate the summary.
    So yeah.
    Bye.

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    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 4:04pm UTC
    Coco-cola went to town
    Diet Pepsi shot him down
    Dr.Pepper fizzed him up
    Now we're drinking 7up
    7up got the flew
    Now we're drinking mountain dew
    Mountain dew fell of the mountain
    Now we're drinking from a fountain
    But "OH NO" the fountain broke
    Now we're drinking cherry coke
    Cherry coke lost It's cherry
    Now we're drinking logan-berry
    Logan berry yelled "Oh dear!"
    Now we're drinking root beer
    Root beer, is such a stupid joke
    Hey!, let's go back to drinking coke!

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    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 3:50pm UTC
    I love you more than Randal loves snitching

  5. 100 100
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 3:35pm UTC
    Nobody comments on quotes anymore, cause pressing the like button doesn't take as much effort.

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    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 3:11pm UTC
    It hurts to know you're happy,
    Yeah it hurts that you've moved on...

  7. 100 100
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 3:09pm UTC
    I know you,
    I've talked to you once upon a dream...

  8. 100 100
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 2:44pm UTC
    Am I the only person on this planet who doesn't like Reece's?

  9. 100 100
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 11:28am UTC
    Seeing hilarious quotes, thinking; Why can't I think like that?

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    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 3:39am UTC
    Why do the bugs in the Lion King look so damn tasty?

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