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0tis23

1. 0tis23
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   February 22, 2012 7:21pm UTC
   lol Call this if you got rejected by someone
   212-660-2245
   lol fav ;)
   
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2. 0tis23
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   December 26, 2011 3:11pm UTC
   What if adam and eve didnt eat the apple and we were always naked and people would be like "You've been naughty Santa's gunna get you clothes for Christmas"
   
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3. 0tis23
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   December 24, 2011 10:39am UTC
   I had the best dream last nighhtt!! A guy held me was my best friend and hugged me from behind and everything.... if only i coud get that guy in real life <3
   
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4. 0tis23
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   December 23, 2011 2:20pm UTC
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5. 0tis23
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   December 22, 2011 9:21pm UTC
   DO two simple letters but a world of possibility <3
   
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6. 0tis23
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   December 22, 2011 2:09pm UTC
   So my best friend was texting her ex who likes this girl named emily and he said i think 'i love her.' My best friend replied 'Oh really thats what you said to me and the day we broke up you didnt care about me anymore...' I love my frinds <3
   
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7. 0tis23
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   December 22, 2011 1:54pm UTC
   Today i was looking at this guy whos a druggy and hes my age and he had a picture of a girls boobs as his profile picture and people were comenting on it saying 'woah whos are those' and his aunt commented on it saying .'Uhm....they are mine...and its pretty nasty that you have your aunts boobs on your face book page.' Thats our genaration for you. <3
   
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8. 0tis23
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   December 21, 2011 5:27pm UTC
   This isn't flying its falling in style
   ~Toy Story
   
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9. 0tis23
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   December 21, 2011 4:34pm UTC
   Music up. World gone.> . .
   
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10. 0tis23
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    December 21, 2011 4:31pm UTC
    Rihanna should date LeBron, he never beats anyone. <3
    
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11. 0tis23
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    December 21, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    Facebook is wayyy better than imaninary friendss.
    <3
    
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12. 0tis23
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    December 20, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    If you talked to me and said something piontless that would mean EVERYTHING to me <3
    
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13. 0tis23
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    December 20, 2011 3:46pm UTC
    I want a guy that i wake up to his texts and fall asleep to them :) <3
    
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14. 0tis23
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    December 20, 2011 7:34am UTC
    If I said everything that was on my mind I would have no friends
    
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15. 0tis23
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    December 18, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    im probibly invisable to you <3
    
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16. 0tis23
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    December 18, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    Theres probibly one more girl than boys and im gunna be the one without one <3
    
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17. 0tis23
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    December 18, 2011 8:36pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you plug your freinds toilet :\
    <3
    
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18. 0tis23
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    December 18, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    They call it a crush because it hurts
    if it didnt hurt they would call it something else
    -<3-
    
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