Yard Quotes

bellacoolbird
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 5:34pm UTC

Don't you hate it there is guests over and they ask " Do you have a bathroom?" Where else would we poop? The yard?

...*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 2:40am UTC

My homework brings all the Asians to the yard
And they're like, it wasn't even hard
I'm gonna teach you,
but I have to charge.

nothing Important*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 9:53am UTC

I think I'm making milkshakes wrong because there not bringing boys to the yard

ecawesomeness
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 1:50am UTC

i want a milkshake
then go make one
i cant ):
why not?
my mom doesn't like it when all the boys are in her yard

Dinocaulay
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 11:58am UTC

I just had a major breakthrough: If you combine the word lawn and yard you get the word yawn

glitter162*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 7:24pm UTC

My yard is full of bear traps
because I refuse to share my milkshakes.

vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 5:24am UTC

I hate it when people
are at our house
and ask:
"Hey do you have a bathroom?"
and i'm just like...
"No not at all. We
sh/t in the yard"

hobosammyo
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 6:28pm UTC

My homework brings all the asians to the yard, and they're like it wasn't that hard

KissxxxMexxxInxxxThexxxRainxxx
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 7:54pm UTC

I hate it when I'm making a milkshake, and boys just show up at my yard.

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