Best Wth Quotes Ever

CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 6:01pm UTC

do you ever get annoyed with cute guys distracting you with their beautiful faces and muscly arms? like who gave you the right to make me feel tingly and special when you sit next to me. who the hell gave you the right.

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spence*
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 2:02pm UTC

Did you know that
if you put your ear up
to a stranger's leg
you can hear them say:
What the hell are you doing

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_Jannette
posted a quote
July 7, 2014 11:53pm UTC

If you call someone else hot and I have a crush on you, I will literally fall apart.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 2:08pm UTC

why doesn’t tarzan have any body hair like not even a beard. He was raised by APES in the JUNGLE WTF

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CookieMonster09*
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October 20, 2013 5:18pm UTC

people when they first watched Wrecking Ball: omg this is so weird, wtf wth omg, she's changed
after a few days: hey, stop being mean, its just a song jeez, shes just being creative
now: omg i love her so much she's so smart omg, shes the best in the world.

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 1:39pm UTC

People who hate Pokemon
have a serious mental problem.

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LifeStory
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 11:53am UTC

Am I the only one who
doesn't get the difference between
DIET COKE AND COCO COLA?

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catarina*
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 12:18pm UTC

If Spongebob lives in a circular pineapple then why does the inside have corners?
mind=blown
*nmq

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pikachu-farts*
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 7:14am UTC

Just think:
you must be in the background of so many different photos taken by strangers without even knowing it.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
December 25, 2013 6:14pm UTC

how come santa can watch kids sleep and it’s ok but when i do it they scream and call the cops? fkin kids

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 11:19am UTC

I don't know what has happened to witty recently,
people used to get about 15 faves on average.
Now it's about 2..
What the fudge..

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Shana*
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 10:29pm UTC

This world sickens me.
How can you bomb a bunch of innocent people?
Shoot up a bunch of 6 & 7 year olds?
Just how?
Do you have a heart?

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snowinseptember*
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 10:48am UTC

Me: *Sees 'Tips for Tiny Belly' ad* OMFG! WTH!
Ad: Click here for a tiny belly! *picture of obese cartoon lady*
Me:
Ad:
Me:
Ad:
Me: Yeah.... no.
~ S Q L | f u n n y

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Vinita*
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 10:30am UTC

If you spell 'Steve' backwards, it spells,'evets'

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 11:25pm UTC

I was going to a site and typed in "K"
then hit enter under the impression google would remember the site. Instead it brings up Special K...
I think I just got called fat by google.

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 8:51am UTC

Uh...yes i fave my own quotes....got a problem with that??

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 12:22pm UTC

I hate it when I get really angry and I start crying

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Youreawhoreable1
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 4:21pm UTC

British boys: "Hey Darling, How are you? You look lovely today"
American boys: "Yo shawty, you lookin' hella fine winna winna chicken' dinna hellz yeah lets get naked."

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Sportsgirl9
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 10:27am UTC

*week before christmas* a foot of snow
*3 days before christmas* rain, and no snow:(

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 9:39pm UTC

When you really start to wonder wth went wrong with your youngest brother cuz he brags about the fact that he and your other little bro are chopping the heads off of the poor little froggies outide :(
(And you fear that your youngest bro may be turning into a psychopath)

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