Best Wot Quotes This Week

Bec*
posted a quote
January 12, 2015 2:11am UTC

It's always fun and games until the internet run slower than me.

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Bec*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 4:47am UTC

You're cute, whats your face html.

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Bitaparadise
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 2:21am UTC

Pretty Friend: I got asked out 3 times!
Popular Friend: I got invited to 2 partys!
Smart Friend: I aced my maths and science tests!
Me: I can breath really well! *chokes*

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Bec*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 11:39pm UTC

Do you want to hear a punny joke?

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brickbyboringbeth*
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 12:28pm UTC

i would sell my soul to satan just to get Animal Crossing: new leaf and a 3DS

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 11:26pm UTC

omg I'm so frustrated but like a good frustrated and omg what is this

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*nerium*
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 4:03pm UTC

do you hear my heart beating?
i fear it will explode and paint my insides
with all the emotions i could never express

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Bec*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 11:09pm UTC

Standing in the middle of the ocean: Theres so much water.
nmq

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Bec*
posted a quote
January 12, 2015 2:15am UTC

I love the way you shut the heck up I love it.

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Artlistic
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 11:11am UTC

All I can say is..
TThank you mirror....
For making me look decent...
And camera, I f.ucking hate you for making me look ugly. :)
©Artlistic ♦

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coolishowweroll
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 2:12pm UTC

Impossibilities in the world:
1. You can count your hair.
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. You can't breath when your tongue is out.
Put your tongue back in fool!
10 things I know about you:
1. You are reading this.
2. You are human.
3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips.
4. You just attempted to do it.
6. You are laughing at yourself.
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.
9. You laugh because you are an idiot.
10. You will tell someone about this so that they can try it too and see who else falls for it.

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zer0*
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 4:20pm UTC

steve just followed me
oh

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DreamLikeReality
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Dear boys, what does it mean when...
-You tell a girl you like he over text
-You text her the next day, all day
-You never text her again
-You don't make an effort to talk to her at school
-When she tries to talk to you, you avoid her, ignore her or run away when you can
-If she actualy gets a chance to talk to you, you act like a jerk and don't try to have an actual conversation with her
-You still tell all of your friends how much you like her and talk about her a lot
-You talk to her bestfriends a lot
So ya. What does this mean???
I really appreciate it if you take the time to decipher what it means amd comment.
This is mostly made for guys advice, but girls are welcome to comment aswell.
Thanks everyone!

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MoonAngel
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 12:17pm UTC

Do I give into these sad thoughts that are
maddening?
C o o k i e d o u g h f o r m a t s

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Avianna
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 7:51pm UTC

First time i saw you, I thought you were just another boy...
But once i got to know you i fell bad for you and you fell for me too.
The only problem is... Distance.

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Bec*
posted a quote
January 12, 2015 2:08am UTC

Row, row, row your boat the heck away from me
you better watch the frickity frack out bc my face will make you pee

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Bec*
posted a quote
January 12, 2015 2:13am UTC

One time there was this end of year concert and our male principal
came out in a wig and skirt and ran onto stage singing the dancing
queen.

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Casiguns
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 5:15am UTC

I've got a little willy, I put it in my bum
Me and my bum have all kinds of fun
Me and my willy are really old friends
Water popped out where my willy hole ends
Silly old willy, look what you've done
You've got water on my friendly old bum
My willy's silly and a little bit dumb
And my bum eats plums 'cos a plum tastes yum
Willy bum bum bum bum
Enough about my willy and more about my bum
I can fit my friendly old thumb
Right in my bum when I do a little fart
Air popped out where my bum hole starts
I found a wasp, put it in my bum
Stung my rect.m, now my bum hole's numb
Silly old wasp, look what you've done
Gotta put ice on my friendly old bum
Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bum
Willy bum bum bum bum bum bum
Enough about my bum, more about my willy
My willy gets small when my bum hole's chilly
My friendly old bum is covered in frost
My bum got stung by a cross old wasp
Smelly old wasp, this isn't fun
How should I fix my cold old bum?
Go outside and put my bum in the sun
And my bum got burnt and then begun singing
Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bum
Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bum
Willy bum bum bum bum, wasp
Silly old willy and a burnt old bum
Out in the sun with my pants undone
Where are my plums? Did they get lost?
It's all your fault you smelly old wasp
"Let's get drunk", I said to my bum
"It will taste nice on my friendly old tongue"
My greedy old bum said "I want some!"
Put a funnel in my bum and a bottle of rum
Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bum
Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bum
Willy bum bum, willy willy bum bum
Willy bum bum bum bum
You smelly old wasp!
You silly old willy!
You friendly old bum!

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wehavesuchashitsociety
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 1:36pm UTC

Dear People Who Write on the Bathroom Stalls,
I don't care who you "heart."
Sincerely,
Just Trying to Pee

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mcnuggets*
posted a quote
July 13, 2014 3:17pm UTC

OMG HI IM BACK ITS SO DIFFERENT

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