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Impossibilities in the world:

1. You can count your hair.
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. You can't breath when your tongue is out.
Put your tongue back in fool!

10 things I know about you:

1. You are reading this.
2. You are human.
3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips.
4. You just attempted to do it.
6. You are laughing at yourself.
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.
9. You laugh because you are an idiot.
10. You will tell someone about this so that they can try it too and see who else falls for it.


 

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Impossibilities in the world: 1. You can count your hair. 2.

6 faves · Dec 9, 2013 2:12pm

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