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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
December 8, 2015 4:27am UTC

FAVE IFYOU REMEMBER...
-"Fave If"
-"nmq, nmf"
-"Jocked"
-FramingMathew
-CoolSt0ryBr0
-ThatsSoMeee
-BringMeTheEric
-WittySurveys
-"Picture"Quote Formats
-Double Quote Formats
-1000 Faves
-Witty Stories
-Witty School
-The Nutella Craze
-The Ed Sheeran Craze
-The One Direction Craze
-"Old Witty"
-"New Witty"
///// Fave If You Love Witty \\\\\

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DanielaMN
posted a quote
October 11, 2015 3:44pm UTC

The top quotes have 8 or 6 favorites?!!
Come on witty mates, I know you can do better :)

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Steve
posted a quote
September 24, 2015 12:50pm UTC

Make a Picture Quote
wittyp.com/make-picture-quote

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Steve
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 11:18am UTC

Comment a link to a quote with your favorite format.
I will add the format as a button in the new quote editor.
Think of it like an instragram filter for words.

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Steve
posted a quote
August 3, 2015 10:11pm UTC

The quote editor has had problems recently.
I'm thinking about making a new quote editor.
If I were to make a totally new quote editor, what would you want in it?

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Steve
posted a quote
May 27, 2015 3:01am UTC

Updated Feature: Chat
Hey Everyone. I updated the chat today. This new chat version works on phones! (yay) Let me know what you think.

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wanderer*
posted a quote
May 23, 2015 10:01am UTC

But oh, darling, I'm home

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Steve
posted a quote
April 15, 2015 12:42am UTC

Hey Everyone! I need some help with Witty.
More than two thirds of the people who visit Witty are now using a phone or other small mobile device. If Witty is to prosper again, it needs to look great on mobile.
The question I have is: How do I deal with "fancy" formats on mobile? Most of the current formats are too wide to fit on mobile and become unreadable. Should only the desktop version of the site have the fancy formats and the mobile site just be plain text? Should I convert fancy formats to images that get shrunken to display on the mobile site? Maybe you have a better idea. Comment please!
— Steve

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ElmosWhoree*
posted a quote
March 3, 2015 8:41pm UTC

Been on witty for 4 years now,
and still don't know how to make my page have a cool background,
or do cool fonts and quote backgrounds, etc. -cries-

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anonomously
posted a quote
January 16, 2015 4:35am UTC

i Just found out that my ex-boyfriend
had a witty account that he was using while we were
going out
only now do i realise how he felt during and after
our relationship

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
November 13, 2014 3:47pm UTC

STEVEFollowed Me!!!

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Wanderess*
posted a quote
November 3, 2014 3:48pm UTC

Hi, wittians! Today i bring you an amazing recommendation (especially for girls) A page of cursors! Most of the time we have to have cursors not as good quality because we like and is for tumblr, or blogger, pc, for everything except for witty profiles! haha xD on this page, the cursors are for "Tumblr" But apparently, can also be used for wittyprofiles, this is the page: http://www.snazzyspace.com/cursors/1 also has other features such as a special section for create banners, backgrounds, photo effects, codes, and many other things, so, to put codes on our site we have to do the following: Go to "Edit profile" then go to our "Profile" the one that I have is white with blue lettering that says "Welcome" blah blah, go to where it says "HTML Source" and will display all codes, you have to go up, make a little space for the code of your cursor and copy the code that we read in the page. Then, go back to click on the "HTML Source" to get everything back to normal and keep everything, clic in "Save profile" ok? We hope for it to load and, Tada! Ready! I hope you liked it ♥
PD: I think you could also do this in another way, ie, going down where it says "Cursor URL" does not work on my page that way, the worst thing is that i don't know why :c, maybe to you if it works c:, anyway, if it does not work with a form, try the other. And sorry about my bad english :'c

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college_showcase
posted a quote
October 29, 2014 1:10am UTC

Follow for follow?

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Vinita*
posted a quote
October 20, 2014 8:14pm UTC

Just give my quote four likes.
Like ya know.
That's cool.

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
October 5, 2014 11:17am UTC

Wow I forgot about this account. It's been a long time.
Witty has changed a lot, hasn't it?

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Restitutor Orbis*
posted a quote
August 28, 2014 11:41pm UTC

Marius Spurnius: Caius! I need you!
*Marius whines from the lower floor*
*Caius rushes down the stairs at the call of his master*
Caius Tarqinius: How can I be of service, young Marius?
Marius Spurnius: For a servant, you’re one who’s prone to wit. I need a place where I can enjoy the wit of others.
*Caius stares blankly at his young master, and the monitor before him, puzzle becoming him.*
Caius Tarqinius: Ah!, yes I know just the place, young Marius.
Marius Spurnius: Well on with it!
Caius Tarqinius: Try wittyprofiles.com, young Marius.
*Marius nods, sending Caius away to return to his duties. Minutes pass by before the page loads*
Marius Spurnius: Caius! I need you!
*Marius cries again*
*Caius again rushes to his young master’s side*
Caius Tarqinius: How can I be of service, young Marius?
Marius Spurnius: Is this some kind of joke?
Caius Tarqinius: I’m not sure I understand, young Marius.
*Marius jabs a finger towards the screen furiously*
Marius Spurnius: It’s nothing but fifteen year old girls!
Caius Tarqinius: So it is, yes, so it is.
Marius Spurnius: Wait…are you saying…?
*Caius clamps his mouth shut as he begins to eurpt into laughter*
Marius Spurnius: You are! I am not a fifteen year old girl and you know it!
-Fin-

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polaroidmgc*
posted a quote
August 9, 2014 2:51am UTC

297 Quotes.1,203 Favourites. Thankyou Witty. <3
You guys have done so much for me over the last couple years. All I ever wanted to do was write, and on here, that's what I do. It means the world to me that you guys take the time to read and give praise to what is only a small dream come true, and if this is all I'll ever have, I'm perfectly okay with that. You guys are the reason I'm okay with that, because you managed to make something small into something truly amazing, and you don't even know you're doing it. So please make sure, whether it be Today, next Tuesday, or in 3 years time, that you take a step back and realize how special each and every one of you are. Follower or non-follower, I love every single one of you amazing people who take their time to read my quotes. I will always try to read your work, and I will always try my very best to follow back, but there is nothing I could possibly do or say to show how grateful I am to you guys. Because not only do you read my writing, whether it be good or bad, but you're all so amazingly talented! I love reading everything you guys write and can always count on a good laugh or a quiet stream of tears just from scrolling down the page when it comes to you guys. I know a lot of you are gonna go extremely far with writing, and I can't wait to watch you do so.
To Witty,
To us,
To making every second count,
Kit x
p.s I will always be there for you guys, so please remember that my messageboard and chat is ALWAYS open to ANYONE who feels that they need someone to talk to. <3

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
July 12, 2014 3:50pm UTC

Sometimes I feel like shooting you,
But making love to you at the same time
❤

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Vinita*
posted a quote
July 3, 2014 1:23pm UTC

A year ago from now
I had no followers
What a strange world I used to live in

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Vinita*
posted a quote
June 10, 2014 1:23pm UTC

Hey mom, today I was texting my friend. . .
*Translation*
Hey mom, today I was talking to random strangers on Witty

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