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  1. *gloomy* *gloomy*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2015 7:24pm UTC
    Drabble #45 – Purple stars (they're in your eyes).
    You sigh like a receding tide, all smooth seas and soft waves. But your touch is that of a traffic-clogged highway, quick and bustling, sweeping through your body and then settling out. I could fire shots into the sky for you until I run out of bullets or I get tired, but I would still be left with the gun. It’s the price of recklessness. I could love you hard enough for it to leave marks on your bones, hard enough for you to walk away, but I would still be left with my hands. These palms have already memorized the feel of your touch, and I don’t want them to forget it.

  2. Cianni:3* Cianni:3*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 12:32pm UTC
    Everytime You Put ';)' At The End Of Every Sentence Everything Turns All Sexual xD

  3. captainoliver captainoliver
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 8:02pm UTC
    They call Oliver but you can call me later

  4. Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤* Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    This kid tho ;P

  5. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    Me: (;
    Him: Woah, calm down.

  6. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 10:10am UTC
    My shirt matches my underwear.
    I feel accomplished.

  7. niggielivie niggielivie
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 3:23am UTC
    im2fab4u. ;]

  8. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 9:22am UTC
    6.9
    when a period gets in the way of the good stuff ;)

  9. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    30 day letter challenge (Day 2):
    Dear crush,
    I don't have a crush, so I'll just write to to the last attractive dude I saw.
    Dear attractive male,
    You're very attractive and I would like the chance to fck you.

  10. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    Other girls:
    Guys who like me:
    -ugly guys
    -as*holes
    -dating my friend
    -weird guys
    Me:
    Guys who like me:
    -wait am I missing something here

  11. claudiarenee13 claudiarenee13
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    OBVIOSULY, the only reason that I'm still single is because I'm just too sexy for everyone ;)

  12. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    Sexually rubbing the wall
    until you find the light switch.

  13. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    She's one spicy quesadilla! ;)

  14. Dorian_Writes Dorian_Writes
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 11:14am UTC
    Friends
    With
    Benifits?

  15. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 1:38am UTC
    Rain makes corn,
    CORN MAKES WHISKEY.
    Whiskey makes my baby....
    hahaha.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  16. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    Don't send me a ;) face and then wonder why I show up at your hourse naked.

  17. sheviee98 sheviee98
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    Guy: (;
    Girl: Oh, so you want me? :P
    Guy: I'm not trying to wink at you, I'm simply too lazy to press the shift button.
    Girl...
    Moral of the story: Ignore online winks c:

  18. DoneAwayWithDrama DoneAwayWithDrama
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    I've made 69 quotes ;)

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