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Best Weirdness Quotes Today

  1. SomeRandomDude SomeRandomDude
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    We are all a little weird, and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whos weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love
    -Dr. Seuss

  2. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2014 5:38pm UTC
    . . . We're all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone who's weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutual weirdness and call it love . . .

  3. That_Irish_Kid That_Irish_Kid
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:38am UTC
    That moment when you think: "Hey, doing a backflip off a ledge onto a moving donkey is a brilliant idea."

  4. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    My ex said that he would hunt me down in 20 years from now,kill my husband,kidnap my kids, and force me to marry him...

  5. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    WORDS
    They can kill us. They can save us. They can make us, break us, inspire us, and create us. Words are more powerful than anything, if used wisely. Words....

  6. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    You're baby is kicking you say? Wow, discipline your child
    jeez.

  7. Soup2434 Soup2434
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    I CAN'T BE YOUR FRIEND
    If you can't handle my
    weirdness,
    Sarcasm,
    stupid jokes,
    & my tendency to laugh at almost
    EVERYTHING.

  8. lillan122 lillan122
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 11:13am UTC
    Your Real Name:
    Grace
    Your "Gangsta" Name: (first 3 letters of real name plus dizzle)
    Gradizzle
    Your Detective Name: (favorite color & favorite animal)
    Black Tiger
    Your Soap Opera Name: (street you live on & middle name)
    Marigold Emily
    Your Star Wars Name: (first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name)
    Barem
    Your Superhero Name: (2nd favorite color & favorite drink)
    Mavue pepsi
    Your Witness Protection Name: (one of your parent's middle name)
    Dennis
    Your Goth Name: (black & the name of one of your pets)
    Black Prince (princess)

  9. *trop chic* *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    We are all a little weird and life is a little weird,
    And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours,
    We join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
    - Dr. Seuss

  10. jasmine77jj jasmine77jj
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 4:49am UTC
    Weirdness
    "We are all a little weird and life's a
    little weird, and when we find
    someone whose weirdness is
    compatible with ours, we join up
    with them and fall in mutual
    weirdness and call it love."
    -Dr Seuss

  11. willersmit* willersmit*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 12:05pm UTC
    Normal People: Eat 3 meals and a snack
    Me: Cooks, eats while cooking, cooks while eating the food I cooked, and snack at 11 pm

  12. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    My sister: He's cute
    Me:nonono, he's one of those guys if they ever came up to you and said hi, you would just want to run away and cry.

  13. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 11:01pm UTC
    When I was little
    My grandpa would let me put shaving cream all of my face
    and pretend to shave it of with a razor that had no blade.
    :D

  14. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    Anyone else ever done the 'Cupid Shuffle' on bubble wrap?

  15. xXxKARMAxXx xXxKARMAxXx
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    I struggle at telling people things
    I try
    But sometimes I don't make sence to myself
    Even if what I'm sayin is soppost to make sence

  16. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    People: why do you type up your homework?
    Me:.... Because i can use copy and paste instead of wasting my time doing homework...duh

  17. The_mad_Hatter The_mad_Hatter
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 10:46pm UTC
    Girls: Boys are so weird!
    Boys: Girls are so weird!
    Robots: I'm a robot....

  18. MoonAngel MoonAngel
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 8:17am UTC
    That moment when the ugliest girl in the class gets a boyfriend
    And you're still single.
    HAHAHHAHAH just kidding. I am the ugliest girl in the class. And im single

  19. ducky_the_impossible ducky_the_impossible
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 8:01am UTC
    Weird is just
    a side affect of being
    AWESOME!

  20. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    Me: Wahoo! someone favorited my quote!
    Other people: WTF!? Only 268 people favorited this!?

:)

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