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Best Wednesday Quotes Ever

  1. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    You know how my week goes by?
    Mooooooooooonnnnnnnnndddddaaaaaaaaayyyyyy Tuueeeeeeeeeessssssssssssdddddddddaaaaaaaaaaayyyy Weeeeeeeedddddnnnnnnneeeeesssssssssssddddddddaaaaayyyyy Thhhhhuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrsssssssssdddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy FriSatSun

  2. ViolinBoy ViolinBoy
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    Say Hump Day again I freaking dare you

  3. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 3:04am UTC
    You never realize how
    boring your life is
    until someone asks what
    you like to do for fun

  4. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 5:42pm UTC

    I will not
    keep calm
    And
    you can
    feuck off

  5. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your
    trying to get over someone you never
    even dated

  6. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    I swear to God if I see another Hump Day post...

  7. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    Guy: Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that
    pops up

  8. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    If you have a problem with me please write it
    nicely on a piece of paper; Put it in an envelope,
    fold it, and shove it up your adfss

  9. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    Thank you for updating facebook again with what
    you ate for dinner.
    The suspense was killing me

  10. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    God created Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Then Satan said "I want a day too!" So he created Monday

  11. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:14am UTC
    Oh,Honey, your just offended because what they
    said applied to you.

  12. NeverFadingBeauty* NeverFadingBeauty*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    Remember you are wonderful on every day that ends with a Y.

  13. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    So we're friends now, when do the benefits
    kick in?

  14. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    when I cry about one thing, I end up
    crying about everything that's wrong.

  15. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    May your finals be as easy as you are

  16. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    i was having a great friday
    until i remembered it was only wednesday

  17. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    Guy: What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible
    Hulk? My zipper.
    like from his pants

  18. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    When im crying and
    someone hugs me,
    It makes me cry even more.

  19. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    Your agtss must get jealous of all the
    shgtit that comes out of your mouth

  20. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    “Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying
    about being a virgin because I use super jumbo
    tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy
    flow and a wide set vaxgina!”
    -Mean Girls

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