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Best Wedding Quotes This Month

  1. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    If you get married on 4/20 thats called a weeding.

  2. Little_Writer_220 Little_Writer_220
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 7:06am UTC
    Happily Ever
    After
    Chapter Seven
    Part One
    ***THE DAY OF STEVEN AND MICHELLE’S WEDDING***
    It was a sunny day at the end of August. I woke up to a slight breeze coming through my open window and the sound of countless different birds singing. It was bright and just perfect for a wedding.
    There was a knock on the door and I answered it. I was already dressed and ready and I was just waiting for Andrew to get here. Steven and Michelle were off somewhere getting ready so I had the house to myself.
    “Hey Wes,” Andrew said. “You ready?”
    “I am,” I said with a smile and then a car pulled up.
    Niall stepped out. I have to say he does look awfully good in a tux.
    “Niall I do not have time for this,” I sighed and he ignored me question and looked at Andrew.
    “Who are you?” he asked (and not in the nicest manner, if you ask me).
    “I’m her date,” Andrew said sharply, “and you?”
    “I’m her soul mate,” Niall responded, pulling out a red rose from behind his back.
    I, for one, was shocked. I really didn’t feel like having a huge argument with myself at the moment, so my immature brain told me to be weak. And so I ran inside.
    Right about in tears, I picked up my cell phone and called the only person I knew I could trust. The person I knew wouldn’t judge me, question me or bug me about the pregnancy. I called Louis.
    “Lou?” I asked, sniffling a bit.
    “Hey baby sister are you okay?” he asked.
    “Yeah, I’m alright,” I said. “I just got a uh… a bit of a surprise.”
    “What. An. Idiot,” Louis said and I chuckled a bit.
    “I’m sorry sweetheart,” he sighed.
    “It’s alright,” I said. “But now they’re fighting. Can you um… do me a favor?”
    “Sure,” he chirped and I couldn’t help but smile at his willingness to help me.
    “Wanna take me to Steven and Michelle’s wedding?” I asked.
    “Yeah!” he beamed. “That would be fun. I’m already in a tux anyway because I was invited so I’ll just head over.”
    “Thanks brother,” I said and he chuckled a bit. “Make sure you come through the back door or you’ll get questioned and/or trampled.”
    “Got it,” he laughed and then we both hung up.
    About twenty minutes later Louis walked through the back door and hugged me.
    “I am so sorry my band mate is an idiot,” he sighed, caressing the side of my head and I laughed.
    “He’s not the only one,” I said and Louis dropped his mouth open.
    “Wes!” he gasped and I laughed harder.
    “What?” I asked like I knew nothing and he smiled and went into the bathroom.
    After a good five minutes of him being in there with the door open, I heard him yell.
    “Wes come help me with my hair!” he shouted.
    I went into the bathroom and used everything in my power not to laugh. I feel like he made a mess of his hair on purpose, to brighten my day, and if that’s what he did it worked.
    “You are so weird, Tomlinson,” I said, easily fixing his hair and then checking the time.
    “We need to leave,” Louis said and I nodded.
    “Let’s go!” I sang and he chuckled as we walked out the door.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    Jewish weddings are the best weddings and don't even question me on this because you know it's true

  4. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    ✌.ʕʘ‿ʘʔ.✌
    Marry me.

  5. lil_purple_flower lil_purple_flower
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 2:15am UTC
    And the truth is airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls. And the walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of the churches.

  6. *Dirtbag* *Dirtbag*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    I cant believe I found a Love thats so pure and true..
    BUT IT ALL WAS BULLSHI*T
    IT WAS A GOD D@MN JOKE

  7. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 12:26am UTC
    Congrats to my wonderful cousins
    Robert and Diana
    <3 congrats on the amazing wedding <3
    4.6.13

  8. mtndewhm* mtndewhm* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    My parents never actually got engaged, they just started planning a wedding.

  9. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 11:11am UTC
    why do women care so much about getting skinny for their wedding
    girl you already got ur man just eat a cake and a wheel of cheese and a fried poptart you dont need to impress anyone anymore you beat the game.

  10. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 7:33pm UTC
    I will never stop losing my breath
    Every time I see you looking back at me

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2014 5:14pm UTC
    Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

  12. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    In future
    Priest: Do you take this woman to be your wife?
    Groom: I do.
    Preist: Do you take this man to be your husband?
    Me: Ain't nobody got time for that!
    Me:*kisses groom*

  13. TheJealousOne TheJealousOne
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 3:40am UTC
    What's the point of valentines day?
    Yeah, yeah I get that it's to show love to the one you love but isn't that a tad too stupid. If you really love someone then you shouldn't wait until the 14th to show it. Valentines day should be everyday. You should not wait to do something good for your girlfriend/boyfriend. Tomorrow's not promise so just get it going today.
    Who feels me?
    TheJealousOne

  14. WishAmongTheStars WishAmongTheStars
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 7:03am UTC
    On my wedding day: Eats Doritos, and wipes hands on dress

  15. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 7:02pm UTC
    DOES THE DRESS IM WEARING IN MY PROFILE MAKE MY LEGS LOOK BIG? IM WEARING IT TO BE IN MY COUSINS WEDDING , SO TELL THE TRUTH. HARSH OR NOT.

  16. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2014 2:33am UTC
    When I
    say,
    "SHOTGUN!"
    You say,
    "WEDDING!"
    "SHOTGUN!"
    "WEDDING!"
    -Panic! at the Disco
    "Time to Dance" |A Fever You Can't Sweat Out

  17. 7year-hole* 7year-hole*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 1:09am UTC
    "Airports have seen more sincere kisses than
    wedding halls. Hospitals have seen more
    prayers than church walls."
    font cred: _Jannette |don't remove.

  18. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2015 8:44am UTC
    Her cheeks are aching from smiling so hard, but she can't help that you make her feel this way. She's dressed in white and you're in a tight tux, surrounded by everyone that you love. You both fight back happy tears and she makes her way down the aisle, you whisper an 'I love you' and her waterproof mascara almost gives out. You wipe tears off her cheek and bite your lip as you look across at hers. You both hate all this fluffy and mushy stuff and can't wait to fast forward to the venue, but here's to tradition and the kiss is almost coming up. You both recite your vows as if you've spent your whole lives memorising them and it's time to lean in and become Mr and Mrs. The kiss flies by and so does the venue. Sooner or later you wake up but it's not the next morning...it's back to school season and the kids are all up making a ruckus in the kitchen. You both exchange tired looks before shuffling out of bed down stairs to start the hectic day. It doesn't fly by like the honeymoon, no it drags on and on. But when it's finally over and the two of you are tucked away in bed together, time slows right down, and it's almost as if she's in that white dress and your stuck in that tight tux, surrounded by everyone that you love.

  19. RosieGraceBlack RosieGraceBlack
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    I want a marriage
    more beautiful
    than my wedding

  20. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 11:33pm UTC
    Kids in Love
    RULES:
    1. Put your music on shuffle
    2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
    3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
    IF SOMEONE SAYS ''ARE YOU OK'' YOU SAY?
    Coffee Shop Soundtrack- All Time Low
    HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
    I'm Just a Kid- Simple Plan
    WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL/GUY?
    Jersey- Mayday Parade
    HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
    Time Bomb- All Time Low
    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
    Don't Trust Me- 3OH!3 O.O
    WHAT'S YOUR MOTO?
    Everything About You- One Direction
    WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
    You Found Me- the Fray .-.
    WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
    When I Look to the Sky- Train :(
    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
    Miserable at Best- Mayday Parade♥
    WHAT IS 2+2?
    Welcome to my Life- Simple Plan
    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
    Dirty Work *Full Album*- All Time Low
    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
    I Like it Like That- Hot Chelle Rae feat. New Boyz
    WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOUR GROW UP?
    One Way or Another- One Direction
    WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
    Hollywood Dream- the Ready Set
    WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
    Ever After- Marianas Trench♥.♥yesplz
    WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
    I Don't Care- Fall Out Boy...
    WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
    There's a Good Reason these Tables are Numbered- Panic! at the Disco
    WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
    Over my Head- A Day to Remember *Punk Goes Pop cover*
    WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
    Me Against the World- Simple Plan
    WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
    Bulls in the Bronx- Pierce the Veil
    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
    Manic Monday- Relient K *Punk Goes 80's Cover*
    WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
    Kids in Love - Mayday Parade
    Credits to HelloSmileyFace

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