Best Weak Quotes Today

spence*
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 11:58am UTC

I have two moods:
1- Sleeping is for the weak
2- Sleeping for a week

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 2:35pm UTC

my mom told my dad
"stop you're spilling pringle crumbs on the floor" and my dad looked her dead in the eye and emptied the can of pringles on the floor. i think my dad's becoming a rebellious teenager.

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 21, 2014 3:39pm UTC

when youre wearin a cute outfit in winter and someone is like “aren’t you COLD” excuse me you are weak and your crops will never last the winter with that attitude

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 4:40pm UTC

how do people do backflips and shllit
like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fullcking up.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 2:40pm UTC

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 9:35pm UTC

Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by
the time you're 20
Me: What

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 11:26am UTC

a girl asked me how i got good at drawing
so i answered that i sacrificed virgins for the dark lord satan and she looked kinda terrified
i forgot u can’t really make this kind of joke outside of the internet

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 6:26pm UTC

Accordion to a recent survey,
replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 1:38pm UTC

Do u ever go onto youtube thinking you'll be watching a quick music video
and then 5 hours later you're watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 6:22pm UTC

I want a boyfriends who will take me to concerts.
or just a boyfriend.
or just concert tickets.
or concert tickets to see my boyfriend.

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Loopy23
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 11:00am UTC

Does it make you weak if you're needing someone?

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Ethanol
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 9:56am UTC

The weaker you are the louder you bark.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 10:19am UTC

billtch I'm too tired to slap you.
bash your face against my palm.

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SoftballMyLife22
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 10:30pm UTC

" A bed;
where most teenagers find themselves
for 16 hours of the day,
because they's rather be asleep than
deal with their problems
And if sleep is for the weak,
then teenagers are the weakest group
It's a drug
You close your eyes and just like that,
you're gone and reality cannot touch you
And if nothing was ever a priority
most of us wouldn't bother waking up. "

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 3:20pm UTC

Some people say, fear makes us weak.
Without fear, we'd have nothing to overcome.
Then and only then, would we truly be
Weak.
When we face our fears, it makes us stronger.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 5:18pm UTC

my parents fullcking lied.
Talking to strangers on the internet was like the best decision of my life.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 1:15pm UTC

a bicycle
is the acoustic version of a motorcycle

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 4:23pm UTC

Seven days without a pun,
makes one weak.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 1:57pm UTC

today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza
and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 6:17pm UTC

I just can't handle it anymore...
I've just been strong for way to long
And one of these days I'm going to crumble apart

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