Best Uk Quotes Today

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 2:51pm UTC

UK Grading System:
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34 F
US Grading System:
100-93 A
92-90 A-
89-86 B+
85-83 B
82-80 B-
79-77 C+
76-74 C
73-70 C-
69-67 D+
67-65 D-
64-0 F
UK-1, America-0

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 9:47am UTC

You're insecure. I know what for.
It's because you lost the Revolutionary Wa-a-ar

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Sophie*
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 9:19am UTC

Rest of the World:Kilometers
America:No
Rest of the World:Celsius
America:No
Rest of the World:Daylight savings was last week
America:NO
Rest of the World:day month year
America:No
Rest of the World:drives on right side of the street
America:HELL YESSSS
UK:wait

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 8:22pm UTC

Dear Will and Kate,
If William is 100% royal, and Kate is 0% royal, does that ,make your son a half-blood prince?
-Severus Snape

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
February 27, 2014 12:24am UTC

UK- We call it Autumn, from the French word "autompne" and later, the Latin "autumnus"
USA- WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN

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^_^*
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 7:42am UTC

So let me get this straight.
if you cross the North Korean border illegally,
you get 12 years. Hard labour. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot.
Two americans just got eight years for crossing the Iranian border.
If you cross the U.K. border illegally you get a job,a drivers license, food stamps, a place to live, health care,
housing and child benifits, education
and a tax free business for 7 years..
No wonder we are a country in debt. We really are a joke of a country.

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^_^*
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 2:58pm UTC

"I smell weed" is probably the most used sentence in
the UK.
nmf.
G

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byewitty*
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 10:07pm UTC

Anybody else in the United States kind of laugh,
when someone from England (or another country) will ask, "What is a state?"

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Mollie88
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 9:52pm UTC

They think we're in heaven but we're living in hell.

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eve123
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 3:10pm UTC

I've never been so proud of my country.
Go Britain for legalizing gay marriage!

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everythingiseeis1d
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 8:29pm UTC

white lips
pale face
breathing in
freedom

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thisisthestoryallabouthowmylifegotflippedturnedupsidedown
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 2:46pm UTC

Okay, time for a little geography lesson...
I suppose no one will read this but I'm gonna say it anyway because it really annoys me when people don't realize this:
England = one country.
Scotland = one country.
Wales = one country.
Together, they make up Great Britain.
Great Britain is not a country.
Northern Ireland *not the Republic of Ireland*
is a region/province of the UK.
The Republic of Ireland is not in Great Britain or the UK,
nor is it ruled by them.
Great Britain is the name of the island.
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (The UK) is the political grouping of countries under the sovereignty of Queen Elizabeth II.
England is a constituent country in the UK along with Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.
Okay? Thank you.
Sincerely,
a very p-ssed off English girl.

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zer0*
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 11:05am UTC

THE CHAV PRAYER
Our father, who are in prison
mother knows not his name.
Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done, in JJB
sports as is it in Poundland
give us this day our welfare bread
and forgive us our ASBOs as we happy slap those
who give evidence
against us
and lead us not into employment
but deliver us free housing
for thine is the chavdom
the Burberry and the Blackberry
for ever and ever
innit.

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beautifulhomicide
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 4:16pm UTC

One thing I’ve learn is that you should never look back. The past is dead and buried. You get nothing from living there. It’s all about today. But I’ve been having these dreams. In them, nothing’s real. Nothing’s solid, everything’s fantasy.
An illusion

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Sandie
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 12:31pm UTC

UK: *22°C*
UK: THIS HEATWAVE IS KILLING US OMG
America: ...
Australia: ...
Saudi Arabia: ...

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GlassHorizon
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 1:20pm UTC

"those brits are a strange old race. they show affection by abusing each other, will think nothing of casually stopping in the middle of a fire fight for their 'brew up' and eat food i wouldn't give to a dying dog. but fùck me i would rather have one british squaddie on side than an entire battalion of spetznaz! why? because the british are the only people in the world who, when the chips are down, and it seems like there is no hope left, instead of getting sentimental or hysterical, with strap on their pack, charge their rifle, light up a smoke and calmly and wryly grin 'well, are we going then, you wánker?'"
- an american soldier's words about the british army.

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The_Sky_Is_Falling*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 3:15am UTC

I like how Britains like to
make comments about all
American's being obese because
of statisics, but yknow the UK isn't
that far behind, b.tch.

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MiLkx
posted a quote
October 11, 2014 5:41pm UTC

xx
"i'm so fixated on the girl with the soft sound,
and hair all over the place."
the 1975
xx

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SisiAdelia
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 12:49pm UTC

Did you know that in the UK X Factor
you have to be sixteen on or before February 1st to audition?
Harry just made the cutoff.
If he was born one day later,
he wouldn't be in one direction!
*le me*
http://25.media.tumblr.com/860278f48f691a05e16e8683349c0a14/tumblr_mfcdmfztkl1s146xco1_250.gif

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ChekkaWay
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 5:17pm UTC

Dear anyone who lives in the Uk and Ireland,
You know the way we get terrible weather in the summers and then as soon as we go back to school the weather's really nice?
yea, we won't get nice weather during the summer holidays untill the year 2020.
The government can't change our holiday dates because it would mess up everything else.
Enjoy...

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