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  1. TylerLumberjack TylerLumberjack
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 1:51am UTC
    I got a dig bick.
    You that read wrong.
    You read that wrong too.
    And you read that last sentence twice to make sure I didn't trick you again.
    ;) <3
    #TylerLumberjack

  2. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    Sweetie, I wasn't born yesterday. I know your own tricks, more than you know yourself.

  3. the_person_no_one_sees the_person_no_one_sees
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    *friend gives me cookies*
    me: oh, thanks!
    *best friend gives me cookies*
    me: What did you do to it?

  4. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2014 5:03pm UTC
    Sometimes I give myself the creeps;
    Sometimes my mind play tricks on me

  5. SisiAdelia SisiAdelia
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    I have 17 tabs open that are all playing BSE just to help break the record

  6. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 10:37am UTC
    The trick is to not let people know how weird you really are
    until it's too late for them to back out

  7. stanleydom stanleydom
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 2:44pm UTC
    you might be able to trick everyone else, but you cant fool your own head into thinking your okay

  8. EscapingtheWorld EscapingtheWorld
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    TODAY IS APRIL FOOL'S
    DAY!
    Anyone have any Unique tricks?

  9. neyloveschuuu neyloveschuuu
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    When I was little, I faked being
    asleep so I'd get carried to bed.

  10. cockyemzhoppy cockyemzhoppy
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    mother nature and her horrid tricks

  11. 3rinclaire 3rinclaire
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    the biggest trick the devil played was pretending he never existed

  12. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2017 1:24pm UTC
    The oldest trick in the book is the book.

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