Bitter_Sweet posted a quote
May 13, 2013 11:35am UTC
Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: You should've gone during break. Student: Oh. I'm sorry. I havn't planned out my pee schedule today. Student (2): Oooooh, you might wanna put some ice on that buuuurn.
Marz_Barca posted a quote
January 19, 2014 4:04pm UTC
katyapryde: My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted "You don't know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf." and I'm laughing reALLY HARD nmq/tis tumblr's
I'm not ready to be an adult, can't I just go back to the times when going to the toilet on time by myself was an achievement and when my only worry was trying to watch winnie the pooh on time or trying to figure out which shoe goes on which foot. I'm seriously not ready to grow up
heartofstones posted a quote
March 31, 2014 3:20pm UTC
5 things you never want to heartofstones your roommate say: " We're gonna party so hard this year" "I have lice" "I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet" "I think I forgot to lock the door when I left" "I SAW A BEDBUG!!!!!!!!"
So you just assume that since im sleeping, that you should unplug my computer cause I dont need it at that point in time? Next time you go eat mexican food I'm going to assume you dont need the toilets and disassemble them. Kay?