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  1. astarPearl astarPearl
    posted a quote
     March 2, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    calories
    (noun)
    1.a) calories are tiny little
    evil creatures that live inside
    your closet & sew your clothes
    a teeny bit tighter every night
    while you are asleep.
    ( the biatches )
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