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calories

(noun)

1.a) calories are tiny little
evil creatures that live inside
your closet & sew your clothes
a teeny bit tighter every night
while you are asleep.
( the biatches )

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calories (noun) 1.a) calories are tiny little evil creatures

7 faves · Mar 2, 2013 3:01pm

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astarPearl

funny · little · calories · things · evil · arooj · tighter · sew

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calories (noun) 1.a) calories are tiny little evil creatures

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astarPearl

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funny · little · calories · things · evil · arooj · tighter · sew