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  1. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    You can always tell
    who has the most social
    confidence
    by who blows their nose
    In class

  2. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book

  3. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:25am UTC
    I was just talking to my Mum
    and spilled water all over my face
    and she literally didn't even notice and just carried on with her story

  4. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    you cannot tell sad girls
    THAT THEY ARE PRETTY, UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO HOLD THEM AS THEY SOB HYSTERICALLY AT 3 AM.
    you are not allowed
    TO TELL SAD GIRLS THEY ARE PERFECT, IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THE WOUNDS THAT LITTER THEIR BODIES AND REPRESENT EACH BATTLE LOST IN A WAR WITH THEMSELVES.
    and i am begging you,
    PLEASE DO NOT TELL SAD GIRLS THAT YOU ARE TRULY IN LOVE WITH THEM, UNLESS YOU TRULY AND ENTIRELY ARE.

  5. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    things that will just make me cry more:
    -Giving me a hug
    -Asking me “what’s wrong”
    -telling me to “stop crying”

  6. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 10:42pm UTC
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    no, I am not “over it” yet. Because when you really
    love someone, all the reasons why you can’t be with them will
    bother you each and every day.

  7. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    Tampon commercials create an
    unrealistic
    expectation of how much fun
    it is to be around
    a menstruating woman.
    (-_-)

  8. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    i wish i was one of those girls who thought they were
    really ugly but are actually really pretty but instead i'm
    one of those girls who thinks they're ugly
    and is actually ugly

  9. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 11:05pm UTC
    I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

  10. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 11:14am UTC
    let's all take a moment to appericiate the fact that my mother thinks 'yolo'
    means 'frozen yoghurt' and I am not correcting her

  11. crazylifelover crazylifelover
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    i'd just like to point out
    that 69% of people support gay marriage.

  12. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    When it's time to choose,
    don't be confused

  13. AWittyGirl AWittyGirl
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    So I opened the door of my English class today to find 6 of my teachers sitting around a set table with a chocolate cake, 2 candles and no lights on.
    My teachers have officialy formed a secret cult.

  14. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 10:32pm UTC
    HERES TO THE WEIRD AND THE WONDERFUL.

  15. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    "People that judge me or say that i'm crazy,
    they don't know half the stuff their kids are doing."
    -Miley Cyrus

  16. Jessicaā™„* Jessicaā™„*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 12:24am UTC
    Here’s some serious advice.
    Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest a.ssholes when they’ve had enough.

  17. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 6:17am UTC
    The ONLY Time
    A Guy Should Ruin A Girls Mascara
    Is If He's Asking Her Out
    Or Proposing<3

  18. charliedrop charliedrop
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 11:47am UTC
    Before i fall asleep, i always check how many hours i have until i have to wake up

  19. illusi0nāœ–ļø* illusi0nāœ–ļø*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2014 3:59pm UTC
    why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people???
    like you're limiting your chance to find ur soulmate
    for example: me

  20. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 11:54pm UTC
    My range in tastes of music ranges from "Dude, you need to listen to this right now," to "I know, please don't judge me..."

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