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  1. Alexandra❤️* Alexandra❤️*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 8:02am UTC
    Did you know that ice is just frozen water?!😱#themoreyouknow

  2. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2014 4:01am UTC
    Shut Up Pete...
    This is my dream!

  3. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2014 12:35am UTC
    Story Time #2:
    So on Monday I started Driver's Ed in P.E. Now today we got to the section in the book were using, about DUI. Our teacher points out that DUI does not only include drinking, but drugs as well. My teacher was also explaining who mxing both of them together is extremely dangerous. He was explalning the effects these kind of activites have on our judgement and actions. Saying, "These two things have very different effects on our bodies alone. So mixing the two makes us feel and do things we wouldn't normally do." the teacher was interupted at this point by some kid who just yelled, "Herpes!" as of that's an effect of mixing Drugs and Alcohol. We all just turn around and look at the guy like "Bro WTF?" and to which the teacher explained to the guy that Herpes is a disease and is nt transmitted through Drugs or drinking.

  4. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 1:49am UTC
    HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT SCHOOL AND VÀGINA BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS
    AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

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    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 10:04am UTC
    HTML actually stands for
    How
    The f/ck does this work
    M
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  6. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    About to be a buzzkill but I feel that some of you will benefit from this:
    "How did people discover cow/goat/whatever milk? Like what were they doing?"
    Human babies breast feed right? Like they have for a shít ton of time, like since babies have been a thing.
    Well someone probably saw a calf (baby cow) feed from it's mother and made a connection like that, and tasted it, and liked it, and spread it around his village or whatever and tada, milk.

  7. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    I always thought that Jaime was pronounced "Jay-me" and then I saw them live and Vic called Jaime "Hi-me" and omfg.
    *The more you know*

  8. solyh* solyh*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    If you have to think about whether or not something you want to ask someone is offensive, it probably is.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    About the thigh gap, it's mostly your bone structure. Some people can
    have one, others can't. If you have wide hips you'll have one, if you have narrow hips, you won't.

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