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Lozza*
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December 9, 2015 12:02am UTC

Let me tell you the story about how the sun loved the moon so much,
he died every night to let her breathe.

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Lozza*
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December 9, 2015 12:01am UTC

Let me tell you the story about how the sun loved the moon so much,
he died every night to let her breathe.

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the1975*
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June 16, 2014 5:40pm UTC

"i don't care about looks"
LIAR
YOU'RE LYING
YOU ARE A LIAR

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ecawesomeness
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December 26, 2013 2:32am UTC

friend: i wish i had the ability to make hot boys really nervous
me: holding a sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me

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vivre merveilleusement*
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November 17, 2013 8:04pm UTC

have you ever been so mad at yourself for being ugly?

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vivre merveilleusement*
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 8:02pm UTC

exit the womb, they said.
life will be great, they said.

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vivre merveilleusement*
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 7:55pm UTC

me at any inconvenience: this is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me.

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MyBabyVan
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 1:34pm UTC

Sassy english teachers
are the best because
they're beyond sarcastic
and somehow always
end up insulting
the kid that you hate
and everyone else likes.

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bluebox2
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July 4, 2013 4:16pm UTC

invite me over your house so i can ignore you while i go on my phone and eat all your food

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coolkidforlife
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June 24, 2013 12:28pm UTC

who are you, really?
you are not a name or a height or a gender.you are not your age or where you are from. you are your favorite books and the songs stuck in your head. you are your thoughts and what you eat for breakfast on a sunday morning. you are thousands of things, but people choose the millions of things
that you are not.
m.k
nmq/nmf

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bluebox2
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June 8, 2013 7:15pm UTC

oops my 10 ten minute study break lasted the whole school year

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