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Best Tangled Quotes This Year

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    If Disney movie titles were literal
    The Lion King: Basically Hamlet
    Beauty and the Beast: Beastality (but not really)
    Pocahontas: Historical Inaccuracy
    Tangled: She Gets the Guy Her First Try?
    Cinderella: But If It Fit So Well, Why Did It Fall Off?
    The Little Mermaid: She's Supposed to Die
    Mulan: Adventures in Crossdressing
    Sleeping Beauty: Necrophilia (but not really)
    Black Cauldron: No One's Heard of It

  2. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    "You were my new dream."
    "And you were mine."

  3. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 1:12am UTC
    Flynn Rider.
    The only Disney character to ever question
    why everyone is randomly singing.

  4. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2014 7:36am UTC
    Reasons not to go outside:
    - ruffians
    - thugs
    - poison ivy
    - quicksand
    - cannibals
    - snakes
    - the plague
    - large bugs
    - MEN WITH POINTY TEETH
    - I'll say no more
    - I'll just upset you.

  5. skimmingthepavement skimmingthepavement
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 10:33am UTC
    Flynn Rider
    The only Disney character to question why everyone is randomly singing

  6. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 4:21am UTC
    (Looking in the mirror with Rapunzel)
    Mother Gothel: Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful, young lady.
    Rapunzel: *smiles*
    Mother Gothel: Oh look, you're there, too.

  7. InOneMoment InOneMoment
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    FLYNN RYDER
    the only Disney character to ever question why everyone is randomly singing
    NOT MY FREAKING QUOTE! I swear to god if I get a single comment about it I will leave this website forever after flipping sh*t all over them.

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    I have dreams like you, no really!
    Just, much less touchy-feely
    They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny
    On an island that I own
    Tanned and rested and alone
    Sourrounded by enourmous piles of money.

  9. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    TAYLOR SWIFT IS RAPUNZEL
    "Blonde hair to the floor" is actually true. omgzsldhfsd

  10. strawberriezz strawberriezz
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2015 8:10pm UTC
    change the fate's design

  11. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2014 6:22pm UTC
    At last I see the light.

  12. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 11:07am UTC
    Rapunzel: Something brought you here. Fate. Destiny.
    Flynn: A horse.

  13. DisneyIsAwesome DisneyIsAwesome
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    "God sir
    That's a lot
    Of blood!"
    ~
    T a n g l e d ~
    © format coded by: br0kenwings
    Please don't remove this!

  14. FoundMyselfInWonderland FoundMyselfInWonderland
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    I promise, and when I promise something I never, ever, break that promise

  15. DisneyIsAwesome DisneyIsAwesome
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    "You should
    know this
    Is the
    Strangest
    Thing I've
    Ever done!"
    ~
    T a n g l e d ~
    © format coded by: br0kenwings
    Please don't remove this!

  16. DisneyIsAwesome DisneyIsAwesome
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 7:06am UTC
    "If she's here,
    It's crystal
    Clear, I'm
    Where I'm meant
    To go!" ~
    T a n g l e d ~
    © format coded by: br0kenwings
    Please don't remove this!

  17. PandaBear_ PandaBear_
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    Tangled in Two
    Chapter Two
    Hunter picked me up from my house the next morning.
    He was usually my ride to and from school.
    "What's wrong babe?" Hunter looked at me and held my hand tight while the other gripped the wheel. "Nothing." I forced a smile through my teeth.
    He sighed. Hunter knows me.
    He knew something was wrong, but he also knew if I didn't want to talk about it, I wasn't going to.
    Once we got into school, I told him I'd see him later before nearly bolting off.
    "Hope!" He called out down the empty hallway as he chased after me.
    "Yes?" I turned around with watery eyes.
    "Wh-what's wrong Hope?" He pulled me into a tight hug and rubbed my hair.
    "I'll see you later." I whispered pulling away.
    "No kiss?" He said looking at me.
    I leaned up and gave him a quick peck on the lips.
    I could see the hurt in his eyes.
    I could see how much Hunter cared, and wanted to know what was going through my mind.
    I just couldn't tell him in school, and I couldn't tell him through text last night.
    I guess I'll just have to tell him after school today.
    It is Thursday, and I am leaving Saturday morning.
    This is going to be the hardest.
    I guess I haven't told him, because I'm scared of goodbyes.
    I've never had to say goodbye, but I understand how powerful they must be.
    My father left my mother.
    Not because he had a choice to, but because God had bigger plans for him, but it was a goodbye.
    The only goodbye I've ever had to learn from.
    My mother didn't do well after that goodbye..
    I can't do this.
    I can't say goodbye.

  18. Jillian Marie* Jillian Marie*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 2:29pm UTC
    So you guys.
    In the beginning of Frozen, it shows Eugene and Rapunzel going to Elsa's coronation.
    What if they're there because the King and Queen of Arendelle were going to visit them
    before they died and now they feel bad and are coming to the coronation as Consolation?
    And not only this, but...
    The kingdom of Arendelle is in Norway
    The kingdom of Corona (where Tangled takes place) is in Germany.
    The Little Mermaid takes place off the coast of Denmark, in between the two.
    WHAT IF THE SHIPWRECK ARIEL EXPLORES IS THE WRECKED SHIP OF THE KING AND QUEEN OF ARENDELLE.
    holy ship.

  19. Patrick_Stop* Patrick_Stop*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    The world is
    dark and
    selfish and
    cruel.
    If it finds the
    slightest
    ray of sunshine,
    it destroys it.

  20. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 10:46pm UTC
    Flynn Rider
    The only Disney character
    Ever
    To question why everyone was randomly singing

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