Tampons Quotes

peniscruncher
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December 26, 2014 4:50am UTC

Is it normal to have a fear of tampons?
Like I'm scared it'll get jammed sideays in my lady hole or I'll stick it in too far to where babies come from and have to go into labour to get it out.

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chachawawabubu
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March 26, 2014 10:48pm UTC

Anyone knows what happened to Giovanna Plowman (or something like that), that tampon-eating chick?

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GabbyBaby
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February 25, 2014 7:59pm UTC

society:oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman:okay.
society:you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman:sounds awful. what's my second option.
society:a peni$ shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman:still seems pretty awful.
society:wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman:well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society:HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fu*king expensive.Oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:i think i'll go with my third option.
society:what third option?
woman:i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

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QuoteMyLife
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November 5, 2013 4:11pm UTC

is it just me or do "the pills" by dr dre look like colorful tampons

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Steve*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 6:05pm UTC

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials.

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*_*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 8:25pm UTC

Yesterday I was about to ask my friend for a test correction answer, but I had to ask her if she had Miss Gamboa but auto correct changed it to Miss tampons Misstampons Tampons.

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MaryPenguin
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September 12, 2013 11:38pm UTC

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
-Jim Carrey

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Dishonored*
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September 3, 2013 10:29pm UTC

Tampon box chart:
Light: 6 grams.
Regular: 6-9 grams.
Super: 9-12 grams.
Super plus: 12-15 grams.
Ultra: 15-18 grams.
Like, I don't know about everyone
else with the miraculous gift to bleed
from your fishy, but I don't excactly hover
over a cup for 9 hours and then measure
how many grams comes out of me; so that
chart means diddly s.hit.

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nevershoutnever98
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 8:00pm UTC

I really just want to make my own tampon or pad commercial where there is a teenage girl on her period dressed in sweats on her laptop eating a lot of food and it saying something like "be more comfortable being a teen on her period"

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irishgirl41
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 10:56pm UTC

How many
tampons
would it take
to absorb
the whole
ocean?
There are about 1,260,000,000,000,000,000,000 liters of water on earth, and 98% of that water is found in the oceans.
So 98% of that would be 1,234,800,000,000,000,000,000 liters.
If the average tampon can hold 10 cm3 of water, then it would take 1.2348 x 1023 tampons.
1.2348 x 1023 = 123,480,000,000,000,000,000,000
We need
123,480,000,000,000,000,000,000
tampons.

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hey_itsgabby
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 10:38am UTC

I got 99 tampons and aibitch ate one
lol tampon girl

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TheGirlWhoLived
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 1:38pm UTC

vibrating tampons could cure the world of PMS

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imjustthatcool
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 2:35pm UTC

So, in 3 days I'll be in France.
Can I just like wake up from this dream now or....

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 12:38am UTC

I was just randomly searching
crocheted stuff on etsy,
when I came across someone
selling crocheted. reusable. tampons.
...Yeah...

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 12:25am UTC

Sister: Mom, can you pay for me to go across America
to meet my girlfriend for the first time and live with her?
Mom: If that's what makes you happy, of course!
Sister: Can you pay for college for me?
Mom: Sure, anything you want.
Sister: Can you send me rent money?
Mom: Why yes I can.
Sister: Can you pay my phone bill?
Mom: Sure thing.
Sister: Can you buy me a nice coat and shoes and ship them to me?
Mom: How much will it be?
Sister: Around $200, plus some cash would be nice..
Mom: Okay, sweetie.
Me: Mom, can you pick up some tampons?
Mom: OMFG! DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF
GODD.MN MONEY? WHERE THE F*CK DO
YOU THINK THAT SH*T COMES FROM? I
CAN'T AFFORD THIS BULLSH*T. I DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOU GOT THIS IDEA THAT I'M MADE OF
MONEY. GO DRIBBLE OVER THE TOILET.
& the thing is, I know my mom doesn't have a ton
of money, which just makes it so much more clear
that she favors my oldest sister more than my other
sister and I...

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CharliesTheName
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May 25, 2013 6:51pm UTC

Shampoo Commercials: Showing people with healthy hair.
Toothpaste Commercials: Showing people with healthy teeth.
Tampon Commercials: Showing girls who are on their periods who are on stage dancing, randomly kicking their legs high in the air, doing gymnastics, skydiving, swimming, playing sports like soccer that require you to extend your leg, and doing other activities that require a lot of movement, when it's quite obvious that they'd rather be laying in bed, eating chips, eating chocolate, crying, drinking juice, and watching The Notebook and The Vow 7 days straight without being inturrupted.

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imjustthatcool
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May 16, 2013 10:54am UTC

Every fairytale needs a good old fashioned villain.

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imjustthatcool
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 9:21pm UTC

Just keep swimming

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imjustthatcool
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 6:03pm UTC

I should be outside tanning,
but there's people outside.

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imjustthatcool
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 8:39pm UTC

Does anyone ever read the tags?

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