CapnDesDes QNA Destery: Hey do you wanna know something that's worse than 1 Del Taco taco? Person: Uhhhhh nothing? Destery: 2 Del Taco tacos. Destery: Do you wanna know something that's worse than 2 Del Taco tacos? Person: Uhhhhhhh Destery: The Holocaust Destery: Do you wanna know something that's worse than the Holocaust? Person: Nothing? Destery: 3 Del Taco tacos.
You're insecure. donut what for. you're turning lettuce heads when you walk through the door. don't knead makeup taco verr up. lima bean the way that you are is enough. everyone else eating cheese can see it. everyone else but you. BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY FRIDGE LIKE NOBODY ELSE. THEY WAY THAT YOU CHEW YOUR FOOD GETS ME OVERWHELMED. AND WHEN IT FALLS IN YOUR BOOBS I WON'T JUDGE YOU. CAUSE IT HAPPENS TO ME TOO. ladies and gentlemen, this is all I have accomplished in the first week of school.
pants13579 posted a quote
August 19, 2013 12:30am UTC
Man, if I had a taco right now.. I would smell a color, kiss a unicorn, see an invisible man, touch the sun, and find true love.. Because a taco is a magical food that makes the impossible possible..