Best Surgery Quotes This Year

BeeMYSunshine
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 7:37am UTC

I have to get my tonsils out in about an hour.
Im really scared. But by the time anyone reads this, I will already be in surgery (Its really early) I have to revocer for 3 weeks, Does anyone want to leave me a comment tellig me a story? It can be anything. It can be a sad, scary, funny, or happy one. You can tell me a story of yours, or tell me the story of your life. I will read and respond to every single one. I mean, what else am I gonna do for 3 weeks? ;) Thanks Wittians. <3 Love you all. Go leave a comment and I'll return the favor!

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ecawesomeness
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 7:05am UTC

"I've lost my faith in
humanity," they say.
I h a v e n ' t.
I haven't because two fifth graders made it possible for an entire playground to be built and a clinic for the children of Liberia who lived through a 14-year, horrible, civil war. I haven't because our middle school raised enough money to pay for four surguries for babies who couldn't afford them. I haven't because more than 100 people in our school ran to save a baby's life. I haven't because there were people who ran to raise awareness for breast cancer. I haven't because students were willing to travel to remote areas to dig canals for safe drinking water. I haven't because one girl's parents randomly donated 2000 rmb (that's chinese dollars) for a surgury a baby needed to live.
I haven't, and you shouldn't either.

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 10:45pm UTC

Girl: I'm having v*gina surgery.
Boyfriend: I know.
Girl: I love you.
Boyfriend: I love you too.
After surgery she wakes up and only her dad is there.
Girl: Where is my boyfriend?
Dad: Who do you think gave you the v*gina?
Girl: What?

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Golfish27
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 9:20am UTC

There was once a surgeon
who had to operate a little girl
She desperately needed some 0-blood
and they didn't have any at the hospital
but her twin brother did.
The surgeon told him it was a matter
of life and death
So the child sat quietly
and said goodbye to his parents
After the surgeon took his blood
and gave it to the other medics for the surgery
the little child went by him and asked
"So when will I die?"
He thought he was giving his life for hers.

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cherrycarey96
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 11:04pm UTC

I want to go to the hospital; just to see who'd be there for me.
Just to see who would visit, and sit with me, and make me feel better.

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Iwannacookie2304
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:57pm UTC

When I popular girl calls me ugly:
Me: I can get plastic surgery to cure my ugliness, but you'll be stupid forever.
nmq

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Pimp_lover229
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 12:31am UTC

Hey Guys.
I have got screenings back from my cancer test, and I have cancer in my liver, so they are going to remove about 80% of my liver, so I'm just hoping I'll be alright

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* nicocchi *
posted a quote
June 3, 2014 7:52pm UTC

So today in Italian, my teacher
was telling our class about
how we should be nice to
everyone because they could
hold our life in their hands in
the future and they could be
the only one to save us, so I
turned to this girl and said,
"I'll try not to stab you with
the scalpel."

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JustinDPN
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Anyone who goes through surgery is a Strong Mother Fuucker!

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appleloop*
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 12:09pm UTC

When hurt turns red and a piece of your heart is missing. When the cold bites deep and you’ve got that feeling like you just got out of surgery. When the only way to stay sane is to concentrate on anything else but how you feel. When you count the tiles in the ceiling. When you push the earphones closer. When the first day of winter arrives. When you remember every nuance of every word of every time. When all this happens. Embrace it. Feel every feeling. Cry every tear. Sob every sob. Because this is what it feels like to have loved.

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Boodah1435
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 9:48am UTC

she's been through soo much
and I just wish I could take away all her pain...
feel better Bridget,
recovery will be over soon

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baby_doll_sane
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 9:31pm UTC

My friends little brother has gotten very sick. Jimmy is getting a kidney transplant and it will be a long tough road please keep my little trooper and his family in your prayers

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jennyracinggirl
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 7:18am UTC

I dont even think ill be focusing on my classes today . Come 7:30 my aunt goes into surgery and i cant be there because the hospital she is in is at Alabama . If she was here i would of been able to take the day off of school and be there . If they dont do this she could end up Paralyzed . Im not asking for a bunch of favorites and comments im just asking for you to keep her in your thoughts today.
Aunt betty; i know you can get through this , i love you 💕

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mylittlesecret13
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 3:34pm UTC

This has been the hardest week of my life.
I put on the brave face and use the "I'll be fine" on everyone.
Honestly, I just wanna know why everything happens to me.

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mylittlesecret13
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 4:18pm UTC

WHY MY WEEK SUCKED:
I had track practice. I wasn't feeling too well after. I had a stomach ache, but I figured it was from dehydration. I was planning to go away the same day. I just thought I would be ok so I went on the trip. I felt sick the whole car ride. I eventually threw up (sorry not too pleasant) five minutes away from our hotel. I felt sick the rest of the day. My mom had to come get me from the trip because I went with my friends. I went to bed that night with the stomach ache. I woke up in the middle of the night with a sharp pain on my right side and a stomach ache. Then I woke up in the morning with a sharp pain on my right side. I was diagnosed with appendicitis. I had the surgery that night. Then, I was healing just fine up until Easter Sunday. I had a fever and didn't feel well. My mom took me to the hospital because a fever after surgery could mean an infection. I was in the hospital from 6 pm on sunday to 3 am on monday. Luckily, i had no infection. I do, however, have a cyst in my ovary and strep throat.
SO I know how surgery feels and if you have to go through it, you're in my prayers.

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Antigoddess*
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 3:16pm UTC

He's going into surgery today and he might not make it out. I believe he will but it's really f**king scary knowing the possibilitiy of him living is around 10%. Todays gonna be hard without him around so wish me luck ♥♥♥♥♥

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 4:38pm UTC

So I was at Wendy's today with my mom and my grandma and these guys that are probably like 15 or 16 sat next to us and the one had really pretty eyes started talking to me about Italian ice and his friend who was getting surgery and I think he was high.

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ronaldamoorexo
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 1:26am UTC

Surgery tomorrow.
wish me luck, dudes/dudettes. 💚

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Antigoddess*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 4:23pm UTC

Dear *****,
It’s been three months now.
The 20th of each month is always the hardest for me. I remember it as if it was yesterday. You told me that you were going into surgery and there was a 85-90% chance that you would die. I didn’t realise the absurdity of those figures till it was too late. My best friend at the time got a message after last period saying you weren’t going to make it. In an instant, I broke down, tears streaming down my cheeks, my hand over my mouth muffling my screams. I found out you lied to me later that day. I learnt that you were alive and that it was all an act, a desperate attempt for attention. The surgery you didn’t make up but there was never any chance of death. I tried to commit that night. I couldn’t understand why the person I trusted the most would do that to me. I had told you everything. You knew how fragile and broken I was. You had talked me out of committing before and had even offered to forge me a note to get out of swimming because of my scars. I was stupid. I blamed myself and the first time you weren’t there to stop me I nearly died. I passed out to the thoughts of “I hope he’s happy now.” I didn’t die though. I woke up the next morning hating myself more than ever. I had to go to school the next day and tell your two best friends that you had lied to them. The three of us went to see the counsellor who I saw regularly for two months afterward.
Now I have to go to school every day just to see you there smiling and laughing and living. It hurts. It’s like I’m being stabbed repeatedly in the heart. I have to smile and bear it. Pretend it’s all okay because everyone else forgot about months ago. I told you that I had forgiven you but in all honesty I hate you. I hate you for what you did to me. I hate how you get to be happy after you pushed me into this sea of depression.
So fck you *****, fck you

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jennyracinggirl
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 12:57am UTC

My cousin shows me a picture of his gf dad kidneys that was taken out . And first tells me its gross and I'm just like , that doesn't phase me and plus I'm gonna be scrubbing on a surgey anyways next friday. It's an amazing feeling because I know it's only one step away of me chasing my dreams and going into the medical filed

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