Stfu Quotes

Vinita*
posted a quote
May 22, 2015 9:40pm UTC

*In Sexual Education*
Teacher: So when you're first taking the condom out of the pack-
Class:*being obnoxiously noisy*
Teacher:I'll wait
*three minutes later*
*no decrease in noise*
Me: SHUT UP GUYS I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO USE A CONDOM

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
December 29, 2014 7:27am UTC

♫
Nobody
wants to
hear you
sing about
Tragedy
♫

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arianaa-is-my-queen*
posted a quote
May 21, 2014 4:33pm UTC

'It's all in your head'
yes
which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of sh/t

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polaroidmgc*
posted a quote
April 20, 2014 10:15pm UTC

Hurt me with the truth don't comfort me with a lie.

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mads*
posted a quote
April 5, 2014 7:37pm UTC

to say that you've never judge someone would be a lie
because we all do

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abbiemarie*
posted a quote
April 3, 2014 10:53pm UTC

Yes I'm bestfriends with a guy, yes I like him, no I'm not sleeping with him or trying to ruin his relationship.

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
March 31, 2014 12:52am UTC

One of my friends recently found out that I have multiple gay friends. She said "Eww. That's so gross, why do you hang out with them?". I don't think I have ever wanted to slap someone so hard in my life.

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mads*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 6:49pm UTC

I hate when people put unnecessary italics
so stop

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
February 25, 2014 5:52pm UTC

Super duper
+!++y fruit!!!
SHUT THE
FÜCK UP!
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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Were all mad here*
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 12:50pm UTC

Im done with all your f.cking lies. Playing with my feelings you don't even know.

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HighTaco
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 9:09pm UTC

That one person
you want to tickle
with a knife.

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fabulous**
posted a quote
January 8, 2014 11:14pm UTC

Me on my period: stfu no one cares about you you stupid son of a b/tch
Me not on my period: stfu no one cares about you you stupid son of a b/tch

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fabulous**
posted a quote
January 8, 2014 11:09pm UTC

i h8 ppl who type lyke dis

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Ce'ce*
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 11:15pm UTC

Will you be my Mr. Wrong?

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Roya*
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 10:43pm UTC

"B to the R to the U,N,O
M to the A to the R and S!
What does that sp-"
"shut the f-ck up"
:(

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sexwithniallhoran69
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 4:33pm UTC

Those people who think men are always the ones to cheat and lie need to be given a dose of reality.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 1:20am UTC

Okay, so I have this STFU university-
styled hoodie, and I went to Lowe's today,
and an older guy employee stopped me,
and was just like;
"omg where did you get your hoodie?
I saw it the first time and didn't really see it
because of the way it was styled, but when
I saw it the second time I couldn't stop laughing.
I needed a good laugh today and you provided it.
Thank you for making my day."
I told him where I got it, but omg that was
the nicest thing anyone ever came up to me
and said. So basically, we made each other's day.

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Eccedentesiastmylove
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 4:09pm UTC

IF YOU CANT SAY SOMETHING NICE
THEN
STFU

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cloverchild
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 1:44pm UTC

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?
Nothing, so shut up.

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burning*
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 11:43pm UTC

Mother, Mother. When my headphones are in, I purposely turn the music up so I can't hear you. So just please, stop talking.

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