Squidward Quotes

Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 7, 2015 9:34pm UTC

Format by
XxprettixX

On a scale of 1
to
Spongebob
how ready are
you? ?`d
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Removal of credit is
punishable by DEATH.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 13, 2014 5:01pm UTC

“
Here lies
Squidward's
Hopes and
Dreams...
#SpongebobHipsterpants
”

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 12, 2014 8:30pm UTC

“
Squidward
TORTELLNI?!?!
#SpongebobHipsterpants
”

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 12, 2014 7:34pm UTC

“
Patrick,
That's a
Rock.
Yeah Thanks
I know,
He's got
Nerves of
Steel!
#SpongebobHipsterpants
”

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 12, 2014 4:41pm UTC

“
Patrick,
you're already
A
Starfish..
#SpongebobHipsterpants
”

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KrazyKira
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 5:49pm UTC

Squidwards cheezy joke........
Why couldn't the 11 year old go see the pirate movie?
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It was rated Arrrrrrrrrrrrr

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 10:39pm UTC

Mr. Krabs:
"You wouldn't
know what
cool
was if
I locked
you in
the freezer!"
Spongebob:
"For your
information Mr. Krabs,
Squidward has
locked me
in the
freezer so,
I think
I know
what cool
means."
- Spongebob Squarepants
"Wigstruck"

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Serendipity *
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 2:14pm UTC

As the years pass,
as i get older,
i understand Squidward's anger better.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 1:18am UTC

Spongebob&Patrick: "Surprise!
Happy Birthday, Squidward!
Happy happy
Birthday!
Happy birthday
Cake!
Happy, happy
Birthday!
Pin the
Tail on
the seahorse!
Happy happy
Birthday!
Happy birthday,
Squidward!!"
Squidward: " It's not
My bithday!!!"
"Opposite Day"

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 2:19pm UTC

A moment of silence for
every clarinet player who
gets called “Squidward"

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 5:18pm UTC

I gotta hand it to Squidward.
He pulls through even though nobody understands him
and pretty much everyone hates him.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 6:49pm UTC

I turned into Squidward when I got annoyed
with all the childish people around me
I turned into Spongebob when I
decided to have fun with my life
I turned into Mr. Krabs when I tried
to save my money and not waste it
I turned into Plankton when I got obsessed
with my computer and practically married it
And I turned into Patrick when I stopped being
social and practically lived under a rock

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ProfessorPickle
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 5:49pm UTC

Gordon Ramsay be like: THIS SQUID'S SO RAW I CAN STILL HEAR IT TELLING SPONGEBOB TO F/CK OFF

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 2:39am UTC

Reality to Spongebob,
Squidward is a kind suburban type character with likes in the finer things. He enjoys clarinet, tea, peaceful nights, and painting. He looks in the mirror and doesn't bash himself. He is usually happy, but his neighbors are the bane of his existence. His neighbor to his left is a crazy guy with a pet snail. He spends most of his days tripping on acid or doing weed. Then he walks around bugging Squidward about catching "Jelly fish" and is under the impression he lives in a pineapple. He also creates burgers called "krabby pattys" which are the best thing in the world to everyone because of the "stuff" he slips into it. His other neighbor Patrick dropped out of junior high and can't rememember anything before he met Spongebob because he hit his head. Now he lives under a rock and suffers from amnesia.
New perspective?

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