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Christina*
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 11:36am UTC
Dear Future BF,
You can stop playing hide and seek now
Sincerely,
Still searching

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 11:49pm UTC
Either I'm going crazy or I smell pot coming from outside my window....

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 10:54am UTC
it only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby
doES THAT NOT BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE AT LEAST THERE SHOULD BE SOME FLOUR OR SOMETHING

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 7:56pm UTC
that tension between two people with the same music taste
that don’t really talk to each other

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crazykt01
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April 10, 2013 10:15pm UTC
What are brains... made of?

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