Soda Quotes

capsized*
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June 12, 2014 3:16am UTC

People who think America is all the same across the board haven’t been in the Soda vs. Pop vs. Coke vs. Cola War.

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Phishy
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 8:20am UTC

Am I the only one who's wondered what Steve is like?
Is he 24 and just buying a house?
Or is he 57 and traveling the world?
Does he wear glasses?
Does he like root beer floats?
What's his favorite song?
Is he allergic to anything?
Does he have kids?
Who is this mysterious guy?
But my main question is:
Out of all the dinosaurs he could have picked,
why a Brontosaurus?!

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Bec*
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 8:36pm UTC

Why do they call soft drinks, soft drinks?
It isn't soft when it goes down your throat sometimes it feels like your throat is being clawed out by a freaking tiger.

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Bec*
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 8:33pm UTC

I may not have a 6 packn abs but I have a six pack of sodas and I think that is much better.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 6:01pm UTC

City Bus Experience
Me: *walks onto the bus with my half empty soda in one hand and my cell phone in the other*
Random Guy: *stares at me*
Me: *goes to sit down*
Guy: *reaches for my hands*
Me: *pulls phone away*
Guy: *grabs my soda*
Me: No, no
Guy: Yes *snatches my soda*

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glitter162*
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August 30, 2013 3:00pm UTC

Did you hear about the
guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

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LaylaTheAwesome
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 2:35pm UTC

What if soda cans are alive and everytime you take one you are snapping it's neck and drinking it's blood.

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wittygirl1
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 5:02pm UTC

Coca-Cola went to town
Diet Pepsi shot him down
Dr. Pepper picked him up
Now we're drinking 7-Up
7-Up got the flu
Now we're drinking Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew fell off the mountain
Now we're drinking from a fountain
Fountain broke and had a stroke
Now we're drinking Cherry Coke
Cherry Coke lost it's cherry
Now we're drinking Logan Berry
Logan Berry got in a fight
So we started drinking Sprite
Sprite got stabbed by a nail
Now we're drinking Ginger Ale
Ginger Ale began to choke
So we're back to drinking Coke
♥

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cryingforhelp
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 4:40pm UTC

Hit and Run
chapter 6
I was at the softball tournaments. Eating sunflower seeds and talking with some friends. I was on my 4th bag of seeds. For some reason I was having one of those days that was full of sentimental moments. I sat and laughed at the jokes we made.We all got up for some sodas.
"I'll have the-" I began
"Dr Pepper." A voice finished behind me. It was that familiar voice that sent chills down my spine. I froze in my place and my friends stared at me.
I turned around to see a familiar looking cowboy behind me. He smirked when he saw the look on my face.
"Jason!" I squealed and leaped into a hug.
"Almost ten years huh, Wild?"
"Wake up, Klisty!" I heard Bryce say
I opened my eyes and found myself in Kylie's kitchen.
"You passed out. You started crying and then passed out. Who's Jason?" Bryce asked
"Um..." I said and looked at Paige. Paige's eyes widened. "An old friend." I answered
"You were talking about him while Bryce carried you back." Kylie said. And handed me some water and crackers.
"I don't need any crackers." I said.
"Eat them or no more zombie killing." Kylie said.
Reluctantly, I ate them. I pulled out my phone to call my mom.
"Klisty? Klisty, honey, I found a shot soldier who was protecting the house. Someone missed the zombie and shot him. I'm on my way to the hospital." My mom said
"Mom! Don't-" I yelled into the phone.
"I have to go." She said in a frantic voice. "Just remember that I-" she said And then we were cut off.
"Where is she?" Paige asked
"We have to get to the house. Right now. I said."
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Amboolovesyou
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July 21, 2013 9:34pm UTC

I went to Walmart today and saw a display that said "Effortless Meals" and it was full of sodas.........way to go Walmart

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hiimhi
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 9:02pm UTC

Do people actually say pop instead of soda?

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awesomeness...*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 9:03pm UTC

when health advertisements say "drink water instead of sugary drinks", we are drinking water, soda is made of water so we are basically drinking water right there!

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 2:25am UTC

Which state has the smallest drinks?
Minisoda

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 10:12am UTC

Me: *walks out of my room to get a drink*
Me: *Sees all of the sodas are gone*
Me: *Says soda 5 times*
Fridge: *100 of sodas burst out*
Me: IT'S ALIVE

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nandostookmyniall123
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 4:44pm UTC

I love that nose-burning burp you get when you drink soda

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
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May 10, 2013 8:34pm UTC

"Soda becomes vodka. Bikes become cars.
Kisses turn into s e x.
Remember when dad's shoulders were the highest place?
Remember when mom was your only hero?
Race issues were about who ran the fastest.
War was only a card game.
The only pain you felt was when you scraped your knees and
Good-byes only meant until tomorrow?"

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Me: Why does water cost more than soda?
Me: Why does salad cost more than a hamburger?
Me: Why does fruit cost more than candy?
Me: Why do vegetables cost more than chips?
Me: Why do workout clothes cost more than cute shirts?
Me: Why do sports bras cost more than regular bras?
Me: Why does spandex cost more than jean shorts?
Me: Why?

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ThisIsMe943
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 8:19pm UTC

Lame Joke Time
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
it was soda pressing

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Girl With a Cat Head*
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 8:48pm UTC

I really like The Outsiders.
jussayin.

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BudIsCute
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 6:11pm UTC

My school is doing this Valentine'ss day thing whereas you give the student council a dollar, the persons name, and their fifth hour class, then they give your crush a can of crush :)

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