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nandostookmyniall123

1. nandostookmyniall123
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2013 11:18pm UTC
   TAYLOR SWIFT ON THE PHONE
   Taylor: "So he calls me up on the phone and he's like i still love you and i'm like",
   Wait, are you Joe,Talyor,Luca,John,Cory,Toby,Jake,Garret,Eddie,Conor,Patrick or Harry
   Me:whoever you want it to be
   
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2. nandostookmyniall123
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   May 13, 2013 4:44pm UTC
   I love that nose-burning burp you get when you drink soda
   
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3. nandostookmyniall123
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   April 27, 2013 9:52pm UTC
   It's gonna get harder before it gets easier, but it will get better, you just have to make it through the hard stuff first.
   
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4. nandostookmyniall123
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   April 27, 2013 12:24pm UTC
   how come my parents ALWAYS mix up something i do or say to make it seem like i did something wrong
   ?
   
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5. nandostookmyniall123
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   April 13, 2013 7:11pm UTC
   Add to faves if you favorite your own quotes;)
   
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6. nandostookmyniall123
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   April 12, 2013 5:39pm UTC
   Like If your not legal :)
   
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7. nandostookmyniall123
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   April 3, 2013 11:53pm UTC
   me:*using the force to get the remote*
   mom:why don't you go outside and play,be active,and more social?
   me:i will now use the force to make you go away.
   
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8. nandostookmyniall123
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   April 2, 2013 8:35pm UTC
   That moment in life when ur little and u think broccoli is a tree so u plant it
   
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9. nandostookmyniall123
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   April 2, 2013 7:58pm UTC
   Walk in to a classroom 5 minutes late, everyone stares
   AWKWARD TURTLE!!!!
   
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10. nandostookmyniall123
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    April 2, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    1. I woke up
    2. Harry styles followed me
    3. I met him
    4. He DMed me
    5. We kissed
    6. We got married
    Read in this order 2,4,3,5,6,1
    
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