Best Smile Quotes This Month

glitter162*
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 7:23pm UTC

If A-B-C-D didn't drag out
their part of the song, then maybe L-M-N-O-P wouldn't have to be so rushed.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 3:04pm UTC

When I think about love,
I think about when I was little
and I automatically knew what I wanted.
Love just like that.
Like your favorite color comes to you,
or how a smile comes across your face.
It should just hit you and you should know
that’s how it’s supposed to be.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 2:11pm UTC

Omf I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vag.ina”

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 4:37pm UTC

Me: Motherfu*ker
Dad: *walk in* You called?

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 8:25pm UTC

Stand up straight, hold your head high, and smile.
Do it, because you look damn good that way. ♥

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 2:45pm UTC

The ocean is a beautiful thing
it can be calm and gentle
soothing your worries
erasing your fears.
And then,
when you're least expecting it,
it can turn wild and raging,
pulling you under,
leaving you without air.
The ocean is a beautiful thing.
Kind of like you.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 2:58pm UTC

She's Dying
to live, but she's dying to die.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 4:29pm UTC

The guy who created
knock-knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 4:22pm UTC

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 8:53am UTC

Home alone.
You break down,
letting out everything.
Crying as loud as you can.
Your family comes home, and
here you go. Fake a smile, fake a laugh
Pretend it's okay. They don't suspect a thing,
They don't suspect their child is broken and falling apart.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 4:43pm UTC

What if one day Google was
deleted and we couldn't Google what happened to Google?

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 2:08pm UTC

It’s scary to find someone that makes you happy. You start giving them all of your attention because they’re what makes you forget everything bad that’s going on in your life. They’re the first person you want to talk to in the morning and the last one before you sleep just so you can start and end your day with a smile. It all sounds great to have that someone, but it’s scary to think about how easily they could just leave and take that happiness away too when they go.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 4:48pm UTC

Dear Middle Finger,
Thank you for always sticking up for me when necessary.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 3:31am UTC

a smile can get you out of a tough situation
E VEN IF IT'S FAKE

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 4:02am UTC

Can you relate?
Instantly smiling when the person you wanted to text you, texts you
format credit-rajsonkar

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 4:00pm UTC

I hope when you die you get to see
your life stats. Like how many
times you laughed, or how many times you kissed.
Or how many people have loved you
or how many have hated you.
How many times you made a stranger
smile or laugh, or how many people thought
you were pretty. What kind of impression you
made on others and what
everybody else thought of you.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Person: What does the fox-
Me: *swoops in*
Me: *puts hand over mouth*
Me: NO

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 4:58pm UTC

I bet Rosa Parks killed it
in musical chairs.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 4:52pm UTC

I don't know how people get
eaten by sharks. I mean, how can you not hear the music?

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 6:52pm UTC

If I could pick 3 words that describe
myself, they would be "I suck at math".

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