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Best Selfie Quotes This Year

  1. anchorage* anchorage*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 4:34pm UTC
    "My Girl's Not Allowed To Post "Selfies" Nigguhh You Aint Single , You Better Post "Us"-ies '
    "
    © Jannette's format

  2. LiveLifeInfinitely LiveLifeInfinitely
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 6:42pm UTC
    IM BACK :)

  3. My_Lazy_Knight* My_Lazy_Knight*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 2:35pm UTC
    But first...let me take a selfie

  4. Heidi* Heidi*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    it is not called a selfie if you arent the only one in the picture

  5. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 1:22am UTC
    *Threatens to post selfie*

  6. mariahhhx3 mariahhhx3
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    Me everyday
    Me: hmm I feel cute c:
    Me: *takes a selfie*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: ..nvm

  7. Drii_101 Drii_101
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 2:19am UTC
    Real pain is when you look horiable in a selfie but cute as hell in reality.

  8. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 1:25pm UTC
    When you take a selfie so good that you can't believe it's you.

  9. Raven* Raven*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2014 8:23am UTC
    Sending your selfies to NASA because you're a star

  10. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2015 7:11pm UTC
    Fun fact #1
    Selfie and twerk are officially real words and they have both been added to the dictionary.

  11. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 2:27am UTC
    you don't understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you're ugly

  12. fighting_to_live fighting_to_live
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 1:12pm UTC
    Twerk and selfie have been added to the oxford English dictionary.
    What is happening to the world?

  13. whenlovehitsyou whenlovehitsyou
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy

  14. batwoman* batwoman*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 3:30am UTC
    If I send you an ugly selfie
    I trust you
    Its just one of my everyday selfies.

  15. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2016 10:47pm UTC
    “A perfect example of using others shoulders for only own benefits is also like posing for a photo with someone but for solely seeing own self in the snapped picture, and self-seekers do it regularly regardless of what others think about it.”
    ~Anuj Somany

  16. VintageParis VintageParis
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    Why do girls associate their selfies with deep yet irrelevant thoughts?

  17. J I L L I A N ; )* J I L L I A N ; )*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 11:25am UTC
    omg. look at me.
    instagram selfie.

  18. Misssaf333 Misssaf333
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 5:36pm UTC
    That annoying moment when you take a selfie, and your hair looks perfect but your face looks horrific. -_-

  19. becky_likes_penguins becky_likes_penguins
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 10:20pm UTC
    Sometimes I look at my old pictures and think; I should have put a filter on that

  20. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2016 1:34am UTC
    "The prudent people are able to measure a person's level of selfishness
    by the amount of time s/he spends enjoying looking to oneself in the mirror."
    ~Anuj Somany

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