Scienceclass Quotes

Vinita*
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May 22, 2015 9:40pm UTC

*In Sexual Education*
Teacher: So when you're first taking the condom out of the pack-
Class:*being obnoxiously noisy*
Teacher:I'll wait
*three minutes later*
*no decrease in noise*
Me: SHUT UP GUYS I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO USE A CONDOM

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crocodilemonkey49
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September 29, 2014 4:02pm UTC

Who needs to know about diffusion anyway?
I probably won't ever use this in "real life" so why bother teach it?

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Vinita*
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March 7, 2014 11:13pm UTC

*in science class*Blake:*reading out loud* the public symphysis is a cartilaginous joint.Teacher: its pronounced p*bic. Its actually the exact opposite of public. . .

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DreamAbovetheStars
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December 4, 2013 7:11pm UTC

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Vinita*
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November 15, 2013 6:38pm UTC

That moment when you are the only kids in you class who has attached earlobes and youre just like
"I AM A FREAK OF NATURE!!!!!!!!!! WHY WAS I BORN THIS WAY!?!?!?!?!? "

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Vinita*
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September 20, 2013 8:31pm UTC

We were reading the different types of organ systems in science class today and the girl who was reading was like,"The reproductive system; female ; fallopian-" and our teacher was like,"You don't have to read the rest of that.

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jessicabliss
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July 24, 2013 10:07pm UTC

Kid 1: You're a masshole!
Kid 2: You're a bigger masshole!
My science teacher: BOYS!
Kid 1:
Kid 2:
me:
The rest of the class:
My Science teacher: You're both massholes, now can we please focus on clouds?
...Sometimes I questioned whether or not I was actually in an honors science class...

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Hale_Storm18
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May 22, 2013 4:23pm UTC

In science class today we were talking about symbols for elements and I
was the only one in my group who knew what the symbol for silver (AG) was. My science teacher asked how I knew that and without thinking I said, "Oh, in Teen Wolf, one of the characters last names is Argent, which means silver. And they were similar." And my teacher announced to the class that I connected pop culture to the lesson and I had to admit to the whole class that I watch Teen Wolf.

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KoalaGurl125
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April 26, 2013 9:47pm UTC

So this actually happened in my
science class.
We were talking about the digestive system, and I wasn't paying attention at all.
Then I hear my science teacher yell,
"No! We're talking about
diarrhea, not
pen!ses."
What is air.

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crocodilemonkey49
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February 27, 2013 12:06pm UTC

I am supposed to be watching a lion dissection
...
not happening,
they will never make me,
EVER!

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RingoStar
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February 25, 2013 1:56pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
You know you're sick when
your socks match

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