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britany*
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October 22, 2013 10:11pm UTC

I wish i could say "??????????" in real life because that would be really useful

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wittyquotesgurl
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February 2, 2013 8:43pm UTC

for the love of cats don't jock quotes please no one likes seeing the same quotes again

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britany*
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July 3, 2014 8:29pm UTC

when your jam comes on

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britany*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 5:57pm UTC

When a girl is new to Witty:
One comment welcoming her
When a guy is new to Witty:
Fifty comments welcoming him

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 6:31pm UTC

America the brave still fears what we don't know
And "God loves all his children" is somehow
forgotten. But we paraphrase a book
written 3500 years ago
I don't know

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MyWittyProfile
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July 31, 2013 1:51pm UTC

I didn't even know that guys could turn me on—not, like, in real life.
-The Fault in Our Stars

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britany*
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November 7, 2013 12:05am UTC

how does one even take one selfie and look perfet? I have to take 786584 selfies just for one to turn out ok

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TruthAboutMe
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 10:52am UTC

"The sad thing is, I actually thought you where different."
— TruthAboutMe

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Picturesque Wonderland.*
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 3:30pm UTC

Different
Day
Same sh- it
- fmlauad

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britany*
posted a quote
July 2, 2014 4:15am UTC

so today my siblings and I were deciding what pizza we wanted, and my sister goes "let's have a deep dish pizza" and my dad, who works at dominos goes, "are you sure? it's not that great."

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britany*
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July 11, 2014 4:08pm UTC

any salad can be ceaser if you stab it enough

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britany*
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July 16, 2014 4:44am UTC

Police: Did you know your car was going 110 mph?
Cheif Keef: Well, it's a fast car, that's why i bought it

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britany*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 8:03pm UTC

I THINK, UH, IT'S
okay for people to have opinons
even though you're F*CKING WRONG
- Felix Kjellberg (PewDiePie)

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britany*
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November 8, 2013 9:15pm UTC

Me: *complains about never getting texts*
Me: *gets a text*
Me: Oh no, i don't wanna talk to you

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britany*
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April 22, 2014 2:07pm UTC

I've watched like 7 youtube tutorials, I'm like a professional

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Cammie
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June 26, 2014 9:27pm UTC

*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*

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MyNameIsAwzome
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February 26, 2013 10:13am UTC

Sheldon: I am not crazy! My mother had me tested!
Sheldon....We are the same......

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Laura :)*
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 12:28pm UTC

I'M SAD, HURT, ANGRY, MAD
DISAPOINTED. BUT YOU
KOW WHAT?! I'LL PUT ON A
HAPPY FACE AND MOVE ON
IT WILL HURT BUT I WILL SURVIVE.

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britany*
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Interviewer: What turns you on?
Lea Michele: Food

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britany*
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 9:32pm UTC

idk about you guys but half of my entertainment on here comes from reading comments on steve's profile

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