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River Quotes

  1. VintageParis VintageParis
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    Don't cry me a river. That's stupid! Cry me a milkshake

  2. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 9:45am UTC
    Once upon a time
    a farmer went to the market and purchased a fox,
    a goose, and a bag of beans.
    On his way home,
    the farmer came to the bank of a river and
    rented a boat.
    But in crossing the river by boat,
    the farmer could carry only himself and a single
    one of his purchases- the fox, the goose, or the
    bag of beans
    If left alone,
    the fox would eat the goose, and the goose would
    eat the beans.
    The farmer's challenge was to carry himself and
    his purchases to the far bank of the river,
    leaving each purchase intact.
    How did he do it?
    Comment what you think the answer is(:

  3. VanaWenice VanaWenice
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    It is fascinating how our life is like a great river carries along, like little drops. But, a little river slows, so come and do it to separate. So we will be one day apart. And that day came. Wait for me in heaven, Grandpa.
    YOUR grandchild , Vanesa

  4. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 4:11am UTC
    From the mountain to the valley
    From the ocean to the alley
    From the highway to the river
    One emotion to deliver
    One heart, one way, one love
    To share but not to chain
    That's freedom

  5. sailing_strong_210202 sailing_strong_210202
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    should i choose the smoothest coures
    steadas a beating drum?
    or do you still wait for me
    dream giver
    just around the river bend?
    ...

  6. daisybug2000 daisybug2000
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    She falls asleep,
    With the endless stream of tears in her eye's.

  7. AnnetMarie22 AnnetMarie22
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 12:05pm UTC
    When I was 2 years I sucked river stones :)
    And I'm crazy, I promise! · Comment a funny moment when you were young or just 'like'!

  8. daisybug2000 daisybug2000
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    The hardest thing?
    See someone you love cry,
    And not being able to do a thing about it.

  9. daisybug2000 daisybug2000
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 12:56am UTC
    Go ahead,
    Cry me a river,
    Then build a bridge
    And while you're going over it
    Let me push you off.

  10. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    I'm diving in, I'm going deep
    In over my head I wanna be
    Caught in the rush
    Lost in the flow
    In over my head I wanna go
    The river's deep, the river's wide
    The river's water is alive
    So sink or swim
    I'm diving in

  11. Misunderstood1997 Misunderstood1997
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    The differences in me and you is I go down the river,
    you go across the stream.

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