Best Religious Quotes Ever

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 8:47pm UTC

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves
in the middle of science class. But also, shout out to all the athiests who don't sh.t on everyone else's beliefs "because of science".

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SuperNovaChic
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April 10, 2014 5:39pm UTC

If your religious beliefs dictate that you need to discriminate against another human being,
my religious beliefs think you're an a--hole.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 12:58am UTC

THERE IS
NO FEAR
IN LOVE
PERFECT
LOVE CASTS
OUT FEAR
1 John 4:18

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kissofdeathx_x
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 11:17pm UTC

B.I.B.L.E =
Basic
Instructions
Before
Leaving
Earth

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Vinita*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 5:46pm UTC

Never underestimate my Jesus
You're telling me there's
no hope
I'm telling you
you're wrong
(Relient lyrics)

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♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
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April 13, 2014 8:49am UTC

If I ever have my own family, I'm going to make them say "Grace" before every mealnot because i'm religiousbut that's my name say my name, b/tch

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Vinita*
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 2:51pm UTC

Faith is being sure
that what we hope for
& certain of what we
do not see
Hebrews 11:1

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help_me_im_drowning
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July 11, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Confession 2:
My mother has became so religious, she is starting to judge me.

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fool's gold*
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 5:16pm UTC

the word 'forgive' literally means 'to give away'
it has very little to do with the other
person; it's a decision you make. ♥

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Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
June 3, 2014 6:00pm UTC

Becoming the most religious person
The day before an exam.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
March 27, 2014 5:42pm UTC

I was thinking about opening a restaurant for Christians.
It'll be called King's Burgers.
And the slogan will be 'Have it Yaweh'

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Vinita*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 5:27pm UTC

Every God
day will
do do
your the
best rest

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 9:10pm UTC

I think it's better to have God approve,
than the WORLD APPLAUD.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 1:53am UTC

me: *not religious*
me: oh my god
me: praise the lord
me: thank god
me: oh dear lord
me: jesus christ
me: good god
me: good lawd

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MoniBird
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 10:31am UTC

How to be happy with your self (advice from a professional):
1. Treat people how you wish to be treated
2. Don't Judge anyone so that you won't be judged, because we are judged with the same amount we judge others.
3. Love everyone because its impossible to get rid of hate with hate. That's like trying to clean by making more of a mess.
4. Want the world to change? Start with your self so others will follow the chain reaction.
5. Don't worry about the future because you have enough to worry about today.
6. Don't chase things that will disapear when you die. But, instead chase after things that will keep you alive even when you are dead. 7. If you're missing something, look for it. If you can't find it than look some where else.
8. If you have a question then research, because there is no answer without a question.
9. If you want something, than persist because whether you will get something or not depends on how far you will go to get it.
Some good advice huh?
Wondering who came up with them?
Connect all the red letters from first senctence to the last.
Suprised?
yeah, i was to.
but now lets look at the letters in green.
coincidence???
i think not
Suprised again?
If you're not then reblog so everyone can get this advice.

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QuietlyLoud
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 12:46am UTC

catholic: what happens when you die?
athiest: my body will become one with this earth. i will become fetillizer for this planet. and i will return as a big, beautiful tree.
catholic: *in head* i hope when he dies he does turn into tree; i hope he's in the middle of the forest doing his tree movements. and all of the sudden a big sweaty guy with an axe comes along; see's him *cuts him down* *smash.* takes him to the saw mill, pound him down to paper..
then print the Bible on him.

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