Redneck Quotes

IJustNeedLovee
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May 15, 2014 4:09pm UTC

He said I was better than cheese cake
^.^

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Dudu*
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March 12, 2014 8:12am UTC

I hate that stupid,
old pick up truck
you never let me drive.

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wannabebeautiful
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October 9, 2013 4:17pm UTC

so i called my friends boyfriend out on being a total jerk and acting rediculous and so as revenge he unfriended me on facebook, then made a status about me...hes 20 years old

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KassieKiss
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September 11, 2013 8:44pm UTC

BE HAPPY!!!
I was raised below the mason-dixon line...

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Browneyelover
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August 13, 2013 1:36pm UTC

All a country girl wants it a
Country blarin', Camo wearin, boot wearin , country guy that has a big heart & a big Truck!
Yeah that's what i want <3

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Browneyelover
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July 8, 2013 7:12pm UTC

Diesel Tip #64
If you get caught driving your lady's truck, don't pretend that its yours. Instead brag about how freakin awesome she is.

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Hale_Storm18
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June 26, 2013 7:23pm UTC

What do you call a virgin in Alabama?
A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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Hale_Storm18
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June 2, 2013 9:06pm UTC

How do you c.astrate a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

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sacarter
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February 7, 2013 5:32pm UTC

When you realize how redneck your family is because they use folding chairs as the backseats of the car...

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heathermngm
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January 24, 2013 3:51pm UTC

You can take the girl out of the country
BUT
you can't take the country out of the girl!!

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