Best Red Quotes This Week

spence*
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September 13, 2013 3:21pm UTC

In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like "this book is red" and we were all like "no" and he said "yes it is" and we were all just like "that's not right" and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said "Don't tell somebody they're wrong until you've seen thing from their point of view" that speaks to me.

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 2:30pm UTC

"describe the color red without using the word red"
white people in the sun

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 11:42am UTC

Me: I'm so ugly. Ohmygosh I have no talents or friends. I hate myself, I'm gonna die in a cardboard box one day.
Me: Back the f//ck up, b//tch. I'm the queen, roll out the red carpet for me. I'm the best person ever. Later, peasants.

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Steve*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 6:05pm UTC

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 1:01am UTC

A must-read heart touching story
A Spanish Naval captain
was walking leisurely on
his battleship when a
subordinate rushes over
to him and says, "Sir, an
enemy battleship is fast
approaching us. We
should be ready".
The captain replies coolly
"Go. Get my Red shirt."
The subordinate rushes
over and gets the Shirt
for his captain. The
captain wears the red
shirt.
After some time, the
enemy battleship comes
in range.
Consequently heavy
rounds of fire are
exchanged between the
two
battleships.
After much effort, the
Spanish win.
The subordinate
approaches his
boss,"Congratulations for
the victory sir, but why
did you require the red
shirt in the first place?"
The captain
replies,"Because, during
the war if I got injured
then my blood should
not have been seen as I
did not want my men to
lose hope and to fight
with
the same ferocity."
Just then another
subordinate rushes over.
"Sir, we just spotted
another 20 enemy
battleships heading in
our direction."
The captain replies coolly
"Go. Get my yellow
trousers."
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The Ukrainian Chick*
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 5:28pm UTC

i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on
literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy
now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even
think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 11:23am UTC

l either dress like im going to a red carpet event
or like homeless drug addict there is no in between

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capsized*
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 12:37am UTC

DESCRIBE THE COLOR
red [x] [x] [x]
WITH OUT USING THE WORD RED.
When you dip her in the middle of
the dance floor, it is the color of her
dress.
When she whispers in your ear, it is
the color of her lips.
When you make love, it is the trace
you want her to leave all over your
body.
When she places her palm over your
heart, it is the color that come to the
surface as her fingertips trail like a
sentence that can never be finished.
When you see her in your bedroom
with another, it is the color of your
breath.
When you smash the vase in the hall,
it is the color that threatens you to
abandon the shattered pieces.
when you scream at the top of your
lungs, it is the color that pierces the
atmosphere.
When she hears you, it is the color
of her pulse.
When you look into her eyes for the
last time, it is the fading color of
your heart falling to your knees.
It is not the color you see when
she leaves.

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Bec*
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 2:54am UTC

Roses are red. I'm going to bed.

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crustacea0305
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 11:07am UTC

And you throw your head back laughing like a
<<little kid>>

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 10:52am UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like bands
More than I like you

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 3:04am UTC

You never realize how
boring your life is
until someone asks what
you like to do for fun

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 5:42pm UTC

♚
I will not
keep calm
And
you can
feuck off

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 7:26pm UTC

That awkward moment when your
trying to get over someone you never
even dated

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Ralph*
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 4:37pm UTC

I've fallen for everything about you.
I've fallen for the way your eyes sparkle with colour when you look at me. I've fallen for your straight-toothed smile.
I've fallen for the way words roll off your tongue.
The way you push things further into the higher shelf so that you'd have an excuse to get it for me over and over again.
I've fallen for the way you say, "Good morning" to me. The way you take morning showers &your hair is all wet.
I've fallen so hard, someone will have to piece me back together.♥

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 8:11pm UTC

and you call me up
again just to break me like a promise.
so casually cruel
in the name of being honest.
i'm a crumpled up
piece of paper lying here
becuase i remember
it all too well.

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